So the webcam is set, Vera Wang has been flown out to coordinate dresses, and Olivia, though tearful over the lose of Paul, agrees to be the photographer. The Rev. Seymour Butz is about to start the ceremony when Suzanne suggests that Paul has been standing too close to Joanna's hookah pipe.

"Oh darling, please believe me" Paul croons to his one and only true love, Suzanne, exchanging the original ring he gave her for an even bigger one. "Why don't we do it in the R, R, ... Ritz?" (updated lyrics)

Suzanne