Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that