Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!" Brad watches as Leslie and Wantsome speed off into the sunset. Distraught, he shares with the group the truth about his relationship with Leslie. They met in 1988 in Chicago where Leslie was working as