She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie. Lackanookie better known as "in denial CSI talk" is used by many to pretend their "nookie" is better than your "nookie" when the reality is NO NOOKIE...so the doctors will interview several LCTers for a "nookie" study


Joanna