Marcie returned from the book signing and there was no sign either the case of sambuca or of Tom. There was a voicemail from Uneed Luvin telling Tom that Suzanne and Sir Paul were secretly eloping! The nuptials were to take place Thursday at Brokeback Bungalows and Sap! Marcie quickly e-mailed Leslie, Joanna, Denise, Anne, Claudia and Ngaire. A flight was chartered for the LcTers and it was rumored that Marcie and Denise's Orange County neighbor, John Travolta, offered a plane from his fleet.

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."