"I hate to burst your bubble, Andi, but there only one unresolved relationship I have yet to consummate. She has been my secret love since before I met Jane Asher. I would have traded it all in, risked everything, but the scandal of being with one so young (this is a reference to 1964), well, I couldn't risk it. But today is a different story. I hereby announce my intent spend the rest of my life with Suzanne. I look forward to many happy evenings on cruises, especially those karaoke nights harmonizing with John, Lawrence, Ken and Mark. Suzanne and I plan to announce our engagement in front of the web cam at Sam's in Tiburon the day before DIM SIM."

If I get my wish the wedding party will include Ringo, as best man, and Ngaire as matron of honor. Our dresses will be designed by Stella McCartney. As you may recall, she did not design Heather's wedding dress. She and Suzanne have bonded and in fact Stella designed the panther T shirt and leopard ballet shoes that Suzie and Marilyn were recently seen wearing in South Africa, a look that will be featured soon on the Singita web site.


For Suzanne's wedding dress Stella plans to create something similar to the short, sexy, lacy dress Jacqueline Kennedy wore when she married Ari! Suzanne will wear strappy Monolo Blahnik shoes. Frederic Fekkai is flying in from NYC to do her hair. People are most interested in the huge ring Sir Paul gave to her in Paris over dinner at Taillevant. Sir Paul had no idea Suzanne made such a contribution to French culture during her earlier years. In fact, the French government awarded her a