Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck!!!"

Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be