So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by bringing all their cameras into the lounge where they will have a zoom off. When Ngaire hears this she puts her dainty foot down. "There will be no showing off of zooms on this ship. The last time we had a zoom off Ken never recoved from the humiliation of losing to Hugo Hefner. Who, by the way, says that it's not the size of the zoom that matters, it's that you know how to use it. Capt. Dag says that maybe on the next voyage, we could offer a zoom workshop. Maybe we could get the world's best zoom teacher. The LCT gang asked Dag to please find a teacher who specializes in focal length, wide angle and zoom depth. Dag thought he knew just the person who'd be up to the zoom challenge. That evening before dinner Dag said, "ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce to you