Ansel ZoomAdams, who is my cousin and the original wide angle zoom man with many megapickels. He can easily teach you all how to commit credit card fraud or steal identities. He was just released from prison in England where he excelled in the inmate photography classes. However, I urge you to use the paper shredders onboard and keep all documents in your cabin safe. Unfortunately, Ansel was also charged with
the very serious crime of zooming which is another word for

Joanna