Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67