you brag about your cars, your jewelry, your jobs....HAVE YOU NO SHAME?"

"NO!" Ima shreiked "I have NO NOOKIE! It is a prerequisite for the job. I go by my maiden name as my DH, F. Fraud, is a guest on The Oprah Show tomorrow. Now the world will know what a sham my marriage has been for the past 30 years. FF has been dressing in my clothes and using my makeup for years in the privacy of our home. He finally had a sex change operation in Sweden and will discuss his new life and new name, Freaky Fraud

Joanna