Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as