Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Chef Emeril Lagasse, a fellow Pientology devotee, dispatches one of his planes from the fleet. The only condition is the LcTers must wear the Pientology uniform, a full pirate regalia, to acknowledge the increase in global warming is DIRECTLY tied to the decrease in pirates. Anne and Michele quickly consult as to whether or not they should include the parrots on their shoulders. Michele says "Does this mean we are no longer hosting the reception?" Anne says "It's Jolly! Roger that!" They board with the other LcTers in their gay apparel, while Timmie and Sandy are squawing up a storm. The flight attendants close up the plane, send drinks down the aisles and all the passengers lustily break into song, the Pientology anthem, "Pirates Song" as they taxi for takeoff:

Oh! I'd like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the B. B. sea
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ha-ha-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-yum-jum-jum
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

Sir Paul blanches and says to Suzanne: "George Harrison continues to hound me from the grave!" Why, just yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... Suzanne comforts Sir Paul with a slice of lemon meringue saying "Honey pie, you are making me crazy." Suzanne then begins her provocative Dance of the Seven Poles, dressed only in a hint of meringue covering all but her Pirate's peg leg. (OOOPs! Wrong wife) For you know "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my minkey" adds Olivia.