He finally had a sex change operation in Sweden and will discuss his new life and new name, Freaky Fraud, distributor of Mary Kay cosmetics. If he brings up that pink monstrosity parked in the garage let's sing:

I love you for your pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you do there in back
Of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac

Joanna