Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be transferred to a Carnival cruise!

Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence.