"I hate to burst your bubble, Andi, but there only one unresolved relationship I have yet to consummate. She has been my secret love since before I met Jane Asher. I would have traded it all in, risked everything, but the scandal of being with one so young (this is a reference to 1964), well, I couldn't risk it. But today is a different story. I hereby announce my intent spend the rest of my life with Suzanne. I look forward to many happy evenings on cruises, especially those karaoke nights harmonizing with John, Lawrence, Ken and Mark. Suzanne and I plan to announce our engagement in front of the web cam at Sam's in Tiburon the day before DIM SIM."

If I get my wish the wedding party will include Ringo, as best man, and Ngaire as matron of honor. Our dresses will be designed by Stella McCartney. As you may recall, she did not design Heather's wedding dress. She and Suzanne have bonded and Stella