The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist.