Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that Christy Cruiser will serve as dealer. Christy dons a leopard thong, her specially designed back-weighted bikini top (to keep her from tipping too far forward) and makes her way to the Voyager Lounge for the poker contest. Along the way, she is shocked to see Olivia, who has been the subject of a search (and another near-miss on a delete defeat!) who is wearing a chefs hat and clutching Ruth's sex therapy guidebook open to page 22. Christy asks Olivia if she is joining the card game, and Olivia says "Oh my, no! I am far too busy