we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie --- whoops Betty is going to FRANCE SO LARRY WILL BE FILLING IN and looking for Velocity for Him TOTAL body wash to preserve his manly physique and appeal.

Dr. Ima Voyeur convinces Larry to be her first "volunteer", but only after she agrees to assign Yr Randi, PRN, to test how fast he can pin his needle at 6000 rpm. Larry is totally psyched at this development. He figures any amount of trouble Betty may have will be cured by the 100,000,000 gold points. Larry's daydreaming of Betty, the PG, the Gauguines, the totu motu and WHAM! the needle hits 8000 rpm. Tom gets wind of Larry's amazing experience at the clinic, grabs a case of sambuca and saunters on out the door. Marcie is puzzled, asking