Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!"

Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!" They speed off into the sunset singing a duet of "I've Got You Babe". Christy exclaims - "Hey, HEY!that's our song!" Wantsome hears this, looks at Leslie, does a doubletake, stops dead in his tracks and races back to the ship, throwing Leslie into the waiting arms of Brad, assisted by Dag, and Christy leaps into the powerboat just in time to finish the chorus.

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by