we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie :( :( :( :(