So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. Marcie remembers a great place to hang out in India, so the LcTers appeal to Dag for a deviation. Dag says "I've been asked for some strange deviations in my career, but never as strange as