Many years ago (Maybe in 1955) Frank's mother put on some eggs to boil, forgot about them and left the house. When Frank came home from school the Denver Fire Department arrived. The mailman was making his rounds and Frank asked what happened. The mailman said some idiot left the stove on and the house caught fire. Frank went upstairs (high rise building) and then returned to tell the mailman "That Idiot was my Mother"

That Egg Goo is hazardous. Frank's mom has many cooking stories similar to that one so he grew up eating out - a lot. Which bodes well for me when I don't feel like cooking.