Ah, my Dear Sheik,
Forsooth, when mine eyes beheld your unchivalrous maligning of such a fair Southern Maiden as the Lady Betty, as one who would engage in the unspeakable acts of witchcraft and whose mode of transport was a broom, my heart compelled me to
Jump in and Kick B--T !
Should ever You be blessed with the good fortune to cruise with me (a woman of rapier wit, keen intelligence, a soul of beauty, and sassy as H--L!) I would be most interested in your version of the events.
