Good Morning Vietnam!! ( I feel as if I had just done 6 weeks in the boonies - you know, all beaten up with bruises and cuts all over my body!)

Margo, ya shoulda been dere!! What a night - insults galore! I know you would have joined right in with a few quick shots of your own - you were missedd!

No earwax, or ear hair pulling - please. Karen,
you've joined the ranks of the nasty! Have you been studying under Joanna, Gretchen, Betty and now Denise? I hope not - you and Marcie were my two steadfast pillars in a raging sea of agony.
I hope this hasn't changed...

Denise, I want you to know that Chucky Cheese is on his way! Freight charges to you will be only
$85.78 - cheap, hunh? If you elect not to accept delivery, his return address is c/o Karen and Mark! Having been turned off by you nasty little women, Chucky said he wanted to go home.

Thank you again for a great night - I'm still
lmao!
Marty (Poor Masaki read the thread and said you nasty people put him into shock! He said that he would appreciate if you didn't put the big Kahuna through the roast - ever again! Nice of him, hunh?)