Okay - how about
M arcie
A nd
F riends
I deal
T ravellers ? ( could have used Mafia, but there'd be a stink to be sure !!!)

You can't use POSH - some of the people might not have pets... Denise's CATSS is good - covers all.
MAFIT however, is the ideal of choice here in Venice, FL. (I have canvassed absolutely no one in this area, but I know they spiritually support me...)

As the present holder of the Karen cybernetic "Chucky Cheese Memoria Tea Set," I am willing to put this prized memento up for whoever wins the acronym contest for the around the world cruise. I don't know who will be the deciding judge - anyone but John (stealer of identities).

(I think I have waaaaayyyyy too much time on my hands!!!!!!)