Marty,

It appears that now you are trying to unload defective merchandise, disguised as a fine heirloom, on me! I would have thought you would have taken better care of this! To think I was being generous to you because I assumed you treasured this so.

Chucky needs to be loved and nurtured. Therefore, all gestures, on my part, are off. Ship it off to me and I will give it the love and care it's more deserving of! And, I am sure many years from now, my granddaughter will be thrilled to receive it on her wedding day. I will tell her this tale and how a Sheik parted with it, so I may hand it down to her.

Sheik, shame on you for the mistreatment of Chucky!