Boll Weevill - Hope you git yore FROOT yestidday. It's neerin' the endda our non-krews, TUSHees, so we are on root to Bruising Hubbard Squash fer our lastest day. Bettrn a root kanal, Chitlin sez.
The Daily TP I'z gots ta fine T. Leary, who done gone on a nudder trip (what's wid dat??), so when we hit Fiddler, we kin head off to Denial tomorrer. Don't ferget the COMPLIMENTARY Doom and Gloom we left BEHIND yore door.
Have a fine time enjoying yer lastful day of TUSH! Jes remember to stop by our Kon-see-urge desk to not settle yore ack-ount.
Cheers, Boiled Peanut