I gotta hand it to Da-Nees .. oops, I mean Moon Pie (wif prune fillin) .. Makin' sure we not only SEA MORE BUTZ but dat we also BEN DOVER!
Today's eye-tin-ry has us Cruising the Insulation Aisle to Judo. Iffen you want to change, white underwear adds to the fes-tiv-i-tees.
We had a slight ack-see-dent this mornin' with Bendi Kuntorshun. He was demon-straight-in the bes' way to virchu-lee dee-liver The Daily TP. Mebbe it was them gater puppies or dat toke, but when he seed Sue's swuete (pronounced: soo-eey-t) and BUTTler, he skreeched and done fell over.
His dee-sigh-pul, Leslie B, has VOLUNTEERED to lead Xceryz and Eye Test ack-ti-vi-tee TODAY. Be sure to drag yore rear for this SPESHUL Ee-Vent.
Chick out the rest of today's ack-ti-vi-tees:
The Daily TP Cheers, Boiled Peanut
