ah neva did make it up fo' buttfast this hyar mo'nin' af'er all thet kareeoke last night. ah didn't knows thet Jim Black Velvet B an' Meezer Mama c'd sin' so fine. ah was jest blown away! Fry mah hide!

Gil did manage t'stumble out t'buttfast an' came stumblin' back t'let me knows how fine them butty marys were. His eyes were all bloodshot, doesn't knows if it was th' butty marys o' th' lack of sleep. ah went t'th' houn'dog sheddin' leckure but started t'sneeze. Dawgone allergies!

Af'er lunch ah decided ah needed some xersise, so went t'th' class an' decided t'do th' scratchin as ev'rythin' on me seems t'be itchin, as enny fool kin plainly see. Cain't unnerstan' whuffo' on account o' th' bedbugs seem t'have lef' cuz they didn't like th' smells a-comin' fum th' sueyte. Now it seems ah scratched a bit too much. Thet's ok, th' doc gave me some nice pink cream t'put all on over mah hide. Gil reckons it's so sexy too! Fry mah hide!

Af'er a delicious dinner, we went t'watch th' movie on th' trimenjus TV screen. (Nashunal Lampoon's Vacashun was relly on th' boob tube tonight! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!)ah doesn't knows when ah laughed so hard, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Now ev'ryone is fast asleep in thar sleepin' bags sno'in' away. they sho'nuff passed out quickly af'er they smoked them cigarettes an' drank Jim's special six packs! Guess they were jest tired fum all th' ackivities.