Jello fella TUSHees! Dag nab it! I musta been too close to that toke-a-pardy kampfire. Jes shaking them corn-cobs offen my keyboard. Dang I am hon-gree! Where's the feedbag when you need it?
Our pit stop today is Skank Way for all the live-long day. I 'spect y'all reddy knows it's a Nashunl Holly-Day "Futball See-sin Opener". We've dee-signed a full day in honor of this'n here EE-Vent
The Daily TP Unfortunately, Marvin got his rear twistered too far in Power Pogo. Leslie's workin' her hardest to get him free but it's not lookin' good, TUSHees. Bring yore Oily Olay and mebbe he can be freed. We scrambled to find a re-placement in-struck-shun on Skanks in honor of our pit stop.
Iffen yore glued to yore fav=rite futball game, take a few minits now to lern about them skanks, cane todes. It's a li'l ruff on the young-uns, so send 'em off to play dodge cars in the parkin lot while yore watchin' it.
Skanky: Baz the Cane Toad Our crack kon-see-urge, Betty K, is fixing up some mite purdy pri-zees fer us. Stay tuned to feast yore eyes on what them toe-kins can virtually win fer ya.
Cheers, Boiled Peanut
