Claudia passes out cold on the floor of John Travolta's plane. After a quick landing in San Francisco, Claudia was taken to rehab, her 4th time, and the LCT gang began a SF adventure led by Sir Paul and his soon bride to be, our LCT one and only Olivia (I just kept saying Good Golly Miss Molly over and over again in disbelief) Unbeknownst to Andi AND SUZANNE, Olivia had secretly been dating Paul and he had promised Olivia his heart. Andi, at the Menninger Clinic receiving electric shock therapy, and Claudia in rehab, was enough for Suzanne to return Sir Paul's ring. Hearing her friend Olivia had been seeing Paul she tearfully declared

Claudia passes out cold on the floor of John Travolta's plane. After a quick landing in San Francisco, Claudia was taken to rehab, her 4th time, and the LCT gang began a SF adventure led by Sir Paul and his soon bride to be, our LCT one and only Olivia (I just kept saying Good Golly Miss Molly over and over again in disbelief) Unbeknownst to Andi AND SUZANNE, Olivia had secretly been dating Paul and he had promised Olivia his heart. Andi, at the Menninger Clinic receiving electric shock therapy, and Claudia in rehab, was enough for Suzanne to return Sir Paul's ring. Hearing her friend Olivia had been seeing Paul she tearfully declared, "Paul, it's now or never!! Forget about Olivia...forget about Andi!! Let's you and I get married at Dim Sum! Rehearsal dinner at Sam's. With Karen's stalking webcam, all the LCTers can attend, and Suzie & Marilyn, and Robert & Paul and all the Dim Sum people making up our wedding party....what could be more perfect?" Sir Paul is way confused

I am getting back on Travolta's plane..
and getting the heckoutta here.. but first would like to know what Joanna is smoking , so can get some for the ride

Hearing her friend Olivia had been seeing Paul she tearfully declared, "Paul, it's now or never!! Forget about Olivia...forget about Andi!! Let's you and I get married at Dim Sum! Rehearsal dinner at Sam's. With Karen's stalking webcam, all the LCTers can attend, and Suzie & Marilyn, and Robert & Paul and all the Dim Sum people making up our wedding party....what could be more perfect?" Sir Paul is way confused but agrees "what ever you want my dear Suzanne." So the webcam is set, Vera Wang has been flown out to coordinate dresses, and Olivia, though tearful over the lose of Paul, agrees to be the photographer. The Rev. Seymour Butz is about to start the ceremony when

So the webcam is set, Vera Wang has been flown out to coordinate dresses, and Olivia, though tearful over the lose of Paul, agrees to be the photographer. The Rev. Seymour Butz is about to start the ceremony when Suzanne suggests that Paul has been standing too close to Joanna's hookah pipe.

"Oh darling, please believe me" Paul croons to his one and only true love, Suzanne, exchanging the original ring he gave her for an even bigger one. "Why don't we do it in the R, R, ... Ritz?" (updated lyrics)

Sir Paul is way confused but quickly realizes that he had been standing waaaaay too close to Joanna and her hookah pipe. This was like a bad trip he'd had in the 60's.

"Oh darling, please believe me" Paul croons to his one and only true love, Suzanne, exchanging the original ring he gave her for an even bigger one. "Why don't we do it in the R, R, ... Ritz?" (updated lyrics)

Paul, still reeling from Joanna's pipe, tells Suzanne, "we'll do it in the USSR should you be inclined my love?" In the meantime Claudia is sniffing Marcie's

"Oh darling, please believe me" Paul croons to his one and only true love, Suzanne, exchanging the original ring he gave her for an even bigger one. "Why don't we do it in the R, R, ... Ritz?" (updated lyrics)

Paul, still reeling from Joanna's pipe, tells Suzanne, "we'll do it in the USSR should you be inclined my love?"

In the meantime Claudia is sniffing Marcie's Sambuca saying "Ah, that lovely scent, all licorice and anise, it's what drove my fourth cousin (six times removed) from NY absolutely

In the meantime Claudia is sniffing Marcie's Sambuca saying "Ah, that lovely scent, all licorice and anise, it's what drove my fourth cousin (six times removed) from NY absolutely bonkers - poor guy/gal? could not stand any scent but body odor

any scent but body odor and the smell of new money. The fourth cousin, six times removed from the Ritz's name was Luigi. He loved that fresh smell of money so much that when he wasn't sniffing bodies he was making money in the back of the Reverend Seymour butz'z church.. "who'd suspect anything like this in church ?" was his favorite saying.
The old rev was on the take too..and that is how he met Suzanne...it was a few years back, he caught one of her pole dancing events , read about it in the church newspaper, and couldn't pass up one more night with

He loved that fresh smell of money so much that when he wasn't sniffing bodies he was making money in the back of the Reverend Seymour butz'z church.. "who'd suspect anything like this in church ?" was his favorite saying.
The old rev was on the take too..and that is how he met Suzanne...it was a few years back, he caught one of her pole dancing events , read about it in the church newspaper, and couldn't stand one more night with his wife. So off to catch Suzanne's act and get his heart pumping. Luigi was related to Tony but Tony denied they were third cousins. He had left all of his mother's Sicilian relatives behind when he moved to the US. When Gary asked Tony to "take care of some business" for him, Tony asked what the business involved? It seems Gary bought a topless bar in New Jersey and "Tommy the Rascal" Matassa was demanding private dances for free. Thus began the long relationship between "Tony the Snake" and "Tommy the Rascal". In 1995 they ventured into

He loved that fresh smell of money so much that when he wasn't sniffing bodies he was making money in the back of the Reverend Seymour butz'z church.. "who'd suspect anything like this in church ?" was his favorite saying.
The old rev was on the take too..and that is how he met Suzanne...it was a few years back, he caught one of her pole dancing events , read about it in the church newspaper, and couldn't stand one more night with his wife. So off to catch Suzanne's act and get his heart pumping. Luigi was related to Tony but Tony denied they were third cousins. He had left all of his mother's Sicilian relatives behind when he moved to the US. When Gary asked Tony to "take care of some business" for him, Tony asked what the business involved? It seems Gary bought a topless bar in New Jersey and "Tommy the Rascal" Matassa was demanding private dances for free.

Thus began the long relationship between "Tony the Snake" and "Tommy the Rascal". In 1995 they ventured into naked jockey bareback horse racing. It was such a success, Donald Trump made them an offer they could not refuse. Tommy and Tony were made men for life. Gary agreed to stay silent if the Donald would back HIS topless bar, "Cluckers". The Donald brought Tommy, for "a taste of the action". Gary summoned Tony the Snake, the man for the job of entertaining Ivana Cluck Trump. He suggested if Tony refused, then Tony might be singing Soprano.

Tommy stopped the lap dance long enough to put his head together with Tony, and came up with a brilliant plan. First, they

Thus began the long relationship between "Tony the Snake" and "Tommy the Rascal". In 1995 they ventured into naked jockey bareback horse racing. It was such a success, Donald Trump made them an offer they could not refuse. Tommy and Tony were made men for life. Gary agreed to stay silent if the Donald would back HIS topless bar, "Cluckers". The Donald brought Tommy, for "a taste of the action". Gary summoned Tony the Snake, the man for the job of entertaining Ivana Cluck Trump. He suggested if Tony refused, then Tony might be singing Soprano.

Tommy stopped the lap dance long enough to put his head together with Tony, and came up with a brilliant plan to save money at Cluckers. First, they would offer jobs, minimum wage all tips going to the "boys", to all the LCT women. They'd have to pass Gary's inspection and then would be offered full time jobs. The try outs started last month and as of yesterday, Karen and Carla were only women hired. Olivia immediately filed an age discrimination suit. Tony, learning of this, smirked and said, "throw in weight discrimination while you're at it, Olivia." Disgusted that Cluckers is now involved in a law suit Anne suggests