Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks perhaps

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greatest tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is enrolled in the Jerry Rice Studio of Dance, while Joanna is brushing up her pole dancing skills with the assistance of the "Queen of Pole Dance" Suzanne.
They are both available to

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is enrolled in the Jerry Rice Studio of Dance, while Joanna is brushing up her pole dancing skills with the assistance of the "Queen of Pole Dance" Suzanne.
They are both available to discuss their joint purchase of Hugo Hefner's enormous yacht. They named the yacht "Atta Girl" and Capt Dag has volunteered to

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is enrolled in the Jerry Rice Studio of Dance, while Joanna is brushing up her pole dancing skills with the assistance of the "Queen of Pole Dance" Suzanne.
They are both available to discuss their joint purchase of Hugo Hefner's enormous yacht. They named the yacht "Atta Girl" and Capt Dag has volunteered to be available for the maiden voyage and to help the ladies sell fractional shares of the yacht to their LCT pals. The introductory offer is

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is enrolled in the Jerry Rice Studio of Dance, while Joanna is brushing up her pole dancing skills with the assistance of the "Queen of Pole Dance" Suzanne.
They are both available to discuss their joint purchase of Hugo Hefner's enormous yacht. They named the yacht "Atta Girl" and Capt Dag has volunteered to be available for the maiden voyage and to help the ladies sell fractional shares of the yacht to their LCT pals. The introductory offer is being handled by Anne's Wall Street firm, Organ Stanley. In the meantime, CNN has just reported Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been found

Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was putting on a private show for Tom & Tony. They said "Ruth leave these weak tippers and come with us. We'll introduce you to Hugh Hefners cousin Hugo...he can get you in the movies". And away they went to help her work on her choreography in a private room.

Meanwhile, back on the ship, Joanna is rushing to finish Olivia's laundry and as she runs to deliver it to her cabin she peeks into the lounge and sees Dr Strangelove and his girlfriend in a heated argument. It seems that Ruth is not the doctor's mother but his private sex therapist who is on sabatical, working undercover as a RSSC room stewardess so Christy announces there is a guest celebrity on the cruise...Tina Turner! She will be in the lounge tonight singing her hit "Private Dancer" and she has her eye on Larry. Seems they met in Las Vegas in 1982 when he was known as the "big" tipper in various and assorted ways. Now he is contemplating to whom (Ruth, Tina, Christy, the Amazing Grace or maybe Suzette) he will present the greated tip~gift of all....his personal collection of RSSC past passenger pins. He thinks he'll discuss it with Dr. Wantsome Strangelove (odd first name) and perhaps Wantsome can help Larry with the big decison facing him. The news of Dr. Ruth's true career has spread all over the ship. Hearing Tom and Tony have made appointments with Ruth, Marcie and Joanna threaten to reveal the secret lives Tom and Tony had. Apparently this was not the first time Tom and Tony had spent time with Wantsome Strangelove. During the summer of '67, in San Francisco, they were part of Wantsome's commune. Tom and Tony will appear on the Maury Povich show next week. With the help of DNA testing Marcie and Joanna are praying they will hear the words, "Tom, in the case of Sunshine, Moon, and Rainbow YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER and Tony, in the case of Wind, Storm and Rain YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" Should the outcome be different Marcie and Joanna are prepared to become the social hostesses on the World Cruise.

Joanna and Marcie start shopping for World Cruise social hostess supplies, including outfits and especially shoes. The well dressed social hostess must be ready for all occasions, from grunge to drop dead dressy. They could be called upon to dance everything from a funky hip hop routine with the younger set to a Viennese waltz with the more mature gentleman. Each has their own specialty, Marcie's is enrolled in the Jerry Rice Studio of Dance, while Joanna is brushing up her pole dancing skills with the assistance of the "Queen of Pole Dance" Suzanne.
They are both available to discuss their joint purchase of Hugo Hefner's enormous yacht. They named the yacht "Atta Girl" and Capt Dag has volunteered to be available for the maiden voyage and to help the ladies sell fractional shares of the yacht to their LCT pals. The introductory offer is being handled by Anne's Wall Street firm, Organ Stanley. In the meantime, CNN has just reported Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been found in Anne's office with Grace, who are writing a LARGE check for a 1/8 interest in the Master Suite on Atta Girl (and for Anne's silence). The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while

...The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enchancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I did know meet her in Portofino and she had very little..

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces...Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King about

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!"

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is

The Feds have the building surrounded and are on megaphones, shouting to Wantsome Grace to come out with their hands up. "Up where?" inquires Wantsome. Grace and Anne sigh, roll their eyes, grab the check, duck out the back door, while in from the front come the Feds followed by a bevy of showgirls and Captain Dag .
" What the heck is going on here?" yells the Captain . Dag looks at him and says "Who the heck are you?" " I am the Feds captain and I am looking for Grace!"
"The only CAptain here is me !" yells Dag..and Grace is all mine ..meanwhile, Anne, Leslie and Joanna are exhausted from their quick flight to the Amalfi Coast to find Claudia. She was on Hugo Hefner's brother's yacht. She complained about the topless pictures taken of her with
Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist.

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist. He/she is agile but slow..flips OK reads instructions so-so... Larry, fed up, asks can you please introduce

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist. He/she is agile but slow..flips OK reads instructions so-so... Larry, fed up, asks can you please introduce me to a good shrink? These people are driving me

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist. He/she is agile but slow..flips OK reads instructions so-so... Larry, fed up, asks can you please introduce me to a good shrink? These people are driving me insane. Leslie and Denise, who have caught up with Marcie, suggest Dr. Ruth's services to Larry. Brad and Alan join forces to bring Dr. Ruth to Larry.

As they step out of the building and onto the street,

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are the father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King. Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist. He/she is agile but slow..flips OK reads instructions so-so... Larry, fed up, asks can you please introduce me to a good shrink? These people are driving me insane. Leslie and Denise, who have caught up with Marcie, suggest Dr. Ruth's services to Larry. Brad and Alan join forces to bring Dr. Ruth to Larry.

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and

Dr. Wantsome Strangelove because she insisted that he had nothing to do with sculpting her beautiful body. Captain Dag and Hugo Hefner both
claimed they knew she had no enhancements as best they can remember. Over hearing this conversation Gary yells "wait wait I know! I met her in Portofino and she had very little experience with men like Wantsome and Hefner. Gary grabs Claudia, turns on the TV, and spirits Claudia onto the private jet to Royal Ascot while Capt. Dag and Wantsome are mesmirized as Maury Povich announces Tony you are the father of triplets Earth, Wind and Fire. They will serenade you with "Got to Get You Into My Life." Marcie, who has been MIA, announces her interview with Larry King. Joanna is actually the mother of Tony's children, yet they resemble Ruth and Grace. Larry King, arching his eyebrows, asks Marcie if it's true she's Grace's sister. Marcie, shocked at the revelation, replies
"Isn't it obvious? We're Siamese twins who were separated at birth!" Larry cuts to a commercial and asks "Who are these people?" I think my show has hit a new low but my next guest is a dyslexic contortionist. He/she is agile but slow..flips OK reads instructions so-so... Larry, fed up, asks can you please introduce me to a good shrink? These people are driving me insane. Leslie and Denise, who have caught up with Marcie, suggest Dr. Ruth's services to Larry. Brad and Alan join forces to bring Dr. Ruth to Larry.

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choice. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choie. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as impersonating a Dr.(when it's obvious he's just a Wantsome jerk). It is determined that Capt. Dag will immediately hold an investigation into the others including Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, leslie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty ...even Larry King but first Capt. Dag needs to escape the heat so he slips on his thong for a quick dip in the Pacific while Olivia

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choie. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as impersonating a Dr.(when it's obvious he's just a Wantsome jerk). It is determined that Capt. Dag will immediately hold an investigation into the others including Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, leslie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty ...even Larry King but first Capt. Dag needs to escape the heat so he slips on his thong for a quick dip in the Pacific.

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. (Even amidst all the mayhem, Joanna managed to keep a cool head and finish Olivia's laundry on time.)Olivia logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which argued

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choie. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as impersonating a Dr.(when it's obvious he's just a Wantsome jerk). It is determined that Capt. Dag will immediately hold an investigation into the others including Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, leslie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty ...even Larry King but first Capt. Dag needs to escape the heat so he slips on his thong for a quick dip in the Pacific.

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. She logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which held for the defendants that such cases cannot be tried if the defendants are charged while they are in international waters. Olivia quickly rounds up Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, Lelie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty, Gary, Wantsome, Cookie, Ruth, Ngaire, Ngaire's lawyer, and Larry King, boards them onto Atta Girl. Captain Suzette sets sail immediately and gets Atta girl the required 12 miles away from shore. Suzette then makes an announcement from the bridge: "The mandatory life boat drill will commence in 15 minutes. When you hear seven long blasts followed by one short blast on the horn, Take the life boat supplies stored in your closet and proceed immediately to your lifeboat station". As the LCTers assemble near their life boats, they open their life boat supplies container and are thrilled to find they contain

As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choie. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as impersonating a Dr.(when it's obvious he's just a Wantsome jerk). It is determined that Capt. Dag will immediately hold an investigation into the others including Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, leslie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty ...even Larry King but first Capt. Dag needs to escape the heat so he slips on his thong for a quick dip in the Pacific.

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. She logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which held for the defendants that such cases cannot be tried if the defendants are charged while they are in international waters. Olivia quickly rounds up Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, Lelie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty, Gary, Wantsome, Cookie, Ruth, Ngaire, Ngaire's lawyer, and Larry King, boards them onto Atta Girl. Captain Suzette sets sail immediately and gets Atta girl the required 12 miles away from shore. Suzette then makes an announcement from the bridge: "The mandatory life boat drill will commence in 15 minutes. When you hear seven long blasts followed by one short blast on the horn, Take the life boat supplies stored in your closet and proceed immediately to your lifeboat station". As the LCTers assemble near their life boats, they open their life boat supplies container and are thrilled to find they contain all the things they were craving....bottles of Sambucca, Grey Goose, premium wines, Tequila, beers from around the world as well as racks of lamb, Dover sole, Grand Mainer soufflés, well you get the picture. They knew they had hit upon a Gold Mine! Joanna was no longer sequestered in the laundry room as she had finished Olivia's laundry in record time so she was able to share in their conga dance of joy led by Tom. Suzette was immediately notified so she could make arrangements to

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. She logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which held for the defendants that such cases cannot be tried if the defendants are charged while they are in international waters. Olivia quickly rounds up Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, Lelie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty, Gary, Wantsome, Cookie, Ruth, Ngaire, Ngaire's lawyer, and Larry King, boards them onto Atta Girl. Captain Suzette sets sail immediately and gets Atta girl the required 12 miles away from shore. Suzette then makes an announcement from the bridge: "The mandatory life boat drill will commence in 15 minutes. When you hear seven long blasts followed by one short blast on the horn, Take the life boat supplies stored in your closet and proceed immediately to your lifeboat station". As the LCTers assemble near their life boats, they open their life boat supplies container and are thrilled to find they contain autographed copies of Ruth's sex therapy guidebook. Suzette suggests they turn to page 22 which contains some sketches of