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Bored so let's do summer conga #109463 07/08/06 06:20 PM
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109464 07/08/06 06:59 PM
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"Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!"


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109465 07/08/06 07:27 PM
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uh uh uhUUUh uh, La Laaa laaa laaa la....


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"Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109467 07/08/06 09:47 PM
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"Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109468 07/09/06 01:55 AM
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"Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize

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"Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109470 07/09/06 06:13 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109472 07/09/06 07:03 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE! But what would you expect from a member of a Florida nudist colony? Her picture was in the paper when


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109473 07/09/06 07:04 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois ;) world cruise!


Leslie

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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109476 07/09/06 09:18 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ?


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109479 07/09/06 10:53 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!"


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109482 07/09/06 01:43 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109484 07/09/06 02:06 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Leslie B:
[QB] Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109487 07/09/06 02:32 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!!


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109488 07/09/06 02:56 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!!Ruth said " The answer will be revealed, Christy, as soon as the very sexy French Captain..


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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109490 07/09/06 03:05 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna grabs the Rowenta and takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109491 07/09/06 03:13 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her


Joanna
Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109492 07/09/06 04:01 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109493 07/09/06 04:25 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is bizarre and asks Larry if he'd like to have a drink?? Larry said "yes I would but I have a confession, I knew Ruth in 1988 when she was a Playmate centerfold". He asked Tony to please do not mention it to Betty as she might


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109494 07/09/06 04:25 PM
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109495 07/09/06 04:30 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?


Joanna
Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109496 07/09/06 04:51 PM
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Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

well - you have to be fast for sure - it's amazing to me that you captured that Joanna. before I jumped back in and deleted my post! Back for more later

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109497 07/09/06 05:34 PM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!


Denise

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109498 07/10/06 03:41 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after


Betty

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109499 07/10/06 03:57 AM
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting


Joanna
Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109500 07/10/06 04:27 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 4,868
Betty K Offline
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men


Betty

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109501 07/10/06 04:45 AM
Joined: Feb 2004
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Denise Offline
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy!


Denise

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109502 07/10/06 06:15 AM
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 11,641
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Man, it is so hot out here I think that I will
slip into my itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka dot bikini!" says Christy Cruiser.

But, Christy has just returned from a Regent cruise and when she tries on her bikini she discoveres that it is too teeny. So...she decides to go to the beach where the natives cover her body in monoi oil, and the bikini slips into place. Christy turns to thank the natives and is shocked to realize she recognizes a Regent passenger from her cruise. Could it be the same quiet, shy, and slightly stuffy gentleman she had dinner with one night? Yes it is Dr. Strangelove in a teeny black thong!!! Just as she walked over to him he stepped out of his Master Suite with both his girlfriend and his Mother. Oh Dear, Mother is wearing only a SMILE!

And who wouldn't be smiling, with such a generous, fascinating son who INSISTS on treating his loving mother, a member of a Florida nudist colony, and sexy girlfriend to an annual menage a trois world cruise! Their picture was in the paper celebrating Ruth (his mother's) "Mrs. Nude Universe" pageant win in 1998. They retrieved the picture and showed it to Christy, who commented, "What A Mother!" Overhearing Christy's comment the French Captain asked, "Is that an American slang phrase for 'La merde sainte, ce qu'un connard'" ? Christy had a surprised "I don't understand French" expression on her face and the Captain translated this to her as "I was a judge in the 1998 Mrs. Nude Universe pageant, which was held at Disney World! It's a Small World, After All!" Christy remembered Dr. Strangelove had an office in Orlando, a thriving breast enhancement practice, and suggested they have drinks later and discuss the discount Dr. Strangelove was going to give Christy to add a few more inches to her all ready enhanced breasts.
Following several shots of tequila, the doctor informed Christy he did not offer monetary discounts. However, if she'd consider becoming his karaoke partner that evening, singing "I've Got You Babe,"..... so Christy whispers in his ear... don't let them say your hair's too long, cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong....
the doctor whispered back, "Let's invite Leslie, Denise and Joanna to karaoke as I am sure they'll request "June is Busting Out All Over" and "My Baby Does the Hanky-Panky". Christy turns to Ruth and asks if Leslie, Joanna and Denise's busts are "busting out all over" and just what kind of "hanky-panky" Dr. Strangelove is referring to?!!! Before Ruth can answer, Joanna requests "Amazing Grace" with heads bowed. When Tony hears this he yells "Fraud Fraud Joanna has never sung Amazing Grace" at that moment in walks Dr. Strangelove's sexy girlfriend, Grace. She sidles up to Tony and breathily asks in a sultry tone "You rang?" Tony chuckles at Joanna and bellows "Grace, you ARE amazing!" Joanna takes off after Tony, who turns and runs straight into
Ngaire who said she had been called to a mini fiasco with the potential to become unruly. Tony yells (obviously too much Sambuca) "get my lawyer, Olivia!!!" Ngaire said, "Olivia would not represent you if her laundry is not done and delivered within the next hour". Tony thinks the request is a challenge! hmmm....the passengers ponder - is this challenge worthy to be a road block, as on the Amazing Race? Can Joanna rise to the occasion? Does she have a hidden strength required to coordinate her posts with Leslie and Betty?

In an effort to boost her strength, Joanna made a mad dash to COSTCO to buy up every box of Wheaties that the store had! Stay tuned to see if she rises to the challenge!!!!

Leslie, suffering the bitter agony of a delete defeat, is doing mouse finger pilates! Tough break, Leslie! Better luck next time!

Suddenly, Kenny Smiles emerges from his luxury cabin, on the luxury RSSC ship, and says to Leslie "Not to worry....Joanna always posts a little slower after a Costsco run. Her hands are weak from putting so many items in her cart. All of a sudden Ruth and Dr Stranglove ran out of the room after Christy who was shouting, " Ever since my last enhancements, I keep tipping forward! I fear I may fall overboard! Help me..help me!" And all the men rushed to the aid of poor, lopsided Christy! All the men except Larry who was keeping his distance from the women as someone had tipped off Betty that, yes, he did know Ruth from her Playmate days. Evidently Larry, Alan and Brad were on a business trip and wandered into the Zebra Lounge in Orlando where Ruth was


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