Ut oh, now Erika says:
prägt mit seiner denkmalgeschützten Schachbrettfassade das Stadtbild Berlins. Das Hotel vereinigt großzügiges, stilvolles Ambiente und exquisiten Service mit erstklassigen Sicherheitsstandards. Das InterContinental Berlin ist Treffpunkt für Wirtschaft,

I think she's agreeing to everything we suggest as long as Marty knocks off the <img border="0" alt="[Drinking]" title="" src="graemlins/062802drink_prv.gif" />

Denise - You are one smart woman - he thought he could "entice" the younger women into his harem and they would be "quiet" and give him praise...he forgot about the older "women" and our inability to be quiet....wait until you meet Gretchen = she would never stand for his bad behavior.....J

My broom is in the shop for repairs. It broke the last time I had to smack a smart ---. And I always retire it during the summer months - but by Nov. You are right - I will swoop by the ship & meet everyone at the 1st watering hole.
And where will you be????

Okay, PEACE !!!

You guys have beaten me up enough tonight - I must admit that I love it!! Thank you for all the laughs. I wish to thank Ngaire especially - she's started this venue wherein I get so much enjoyment. If I've been a pain, forgive - I'm such a good boy!! But really, I do appreciate the dueling and challenging ladies you are.
Marty

Betty: I will find him and afer you use your broom I will use mine - and I suspect his wife will join us - J

What might the lurkers be thinking about now??
WE LOVE YOU MARTY! You're a good sport regardless of what Erika warned us of!

Betty,

I think he will be cowering in a corner somewhere!

I'd love to meet all you fine and fun ladies soon! We could really have a great time sailing together.

Marty,

Don't get all warm and fuzzy on us. Don't you see how much fun we are all having at your expense?

You're a great sport!

Marty (who is seldom at a loss for words) says:
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He needs his sleep so he can book Denise & Alan's cruise early tomorrow morning!
God love him!

You guys crack me up! And FWIW, I also think BAIL is perfect ... :)

Masaki

Oh...I missed all the fun - Marty - you bad boy - making fun of quiet, gullible me. Mafit - my foot! Have you no shame?

And then goading Betty about air transportation, and Denise when she beat you fair and square.

My goodness, we're having a bad evening aren't we!

I think you're lucky Gretchen didn't chime in here; you'd be toast!

Hugs and kisses to all!

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I've just completed writing my thank you card to Sheik, for treating us to MINT. I was up half the night trying to find just the right words to express our gratitude for his generosity.

I think we've all exhausted the Sheik. He hasn't posted since last night. Ready for round two, Sheik?

I think the Sheik realizes that if he attacks one of us he attacks all of us - I would guess he'll be more docile after a good night's rest - we'll see - and Denise I am so happy he is treating you to MINT - you deserve it and he has plenty of money - Joanna He is always baiting me and offering jewelry but yet to receive any (I have alerted Gretchen to his antics....)

My Master, Whilst I rested my leaden head last twilight, I see you have had some teasing thrusted upon you. Please remember who refrained from such vexation when it comes time for you to choose who gets the honor of your nightly grape feeding and ear hair plucking ritual.

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Joanna,

I think it's time he pays up for his promises. Time to add more pressure and Gretchen into the mix. We shall all be relentless.

Karen - Ear hair plucking? When I signed on to the harem, there was no mention of this! Must have been in the small print!

Good Morning Vietnam!! ( I feel as if I had just done 6 weeks in the boonies - you know, all beaten up with bruises and cuts all over my body!)

Margo, ya shoulda been dere!! What a night - insults galore! I know you would have joined right in with a few quick shots of your own - you were missedd!

No earwax, or ear hair pulling - please. Karen,
you've joined the ranks of the nasty! Have you been studying under Joanna, Gretchen, Betty and now Denise? I hope not - you and Marcie were my two steadfast pillars in a raging sea of agony.
I hope this hasn't changed...

Denise, I want you to know that Chucky Cheese is on his way! Freight charges to you will be only
$85.78 - cheap, hunh? If you elect not to accept delivery, his return address is c/o Karen and Mark! Having been turned off by you nasty little women, Chucky said he wanted to go home.

Thank you again for a great night - I'm still
lmao!
Marty (Poor Masaki read the thread and said you nasty people put him into shock! He said that he would appreciate if you didn't put the big Kahuna through the roast - ever again! Nice of him, hunh?)

Karen,
I love the dancing girl with the veil! The little angel too! I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but it's great!
(You're still my heart)

Joanna,
Yes, I'm more than ready for round two, or round 12 - makes no difference to me! The Sheik can do battle with the best and still not be marked - just like Ali "I'm too pretty!" So bring it on!!

I don't want to get tough here, but I've asked Ngaire for moderator status just so I could delete you at a moments notice! I don't think she's going to give me this power, however, but I still have hopes - wouldn't it be nice to delete
Joanna at the blink of an eye? Ah, visions of sugar plums dance in my head!

Oh, Margo, I have that bridge ready for you to occupy as new owner. We need only to close the deal! Ask Tom if he has the wherewithal ready!

The Irish struggle with conceding defeat - this is a classic example - they rant and rave and insult and Martin being an old Irishman refuses to go down gracefully - (I know this as I am one too!!) So I will sit here listening to the fine old Irish song, Dublin Lady, and pray for him - And as my Irish speaking grandmother would say, slan agat, Martin (moderators have no fear my grandmother did use profanity but this is not one of her bad words)

I dont think Marty has had this much fun since Erika was banging on the door on their honeymoon!!! Moderator status I think not!

Ngaire - you are so right - and to think he is passing himself off as an Irish Sheik - there is no such thing!! That Erika is a dear dear woman - Joanna

Ngaire,
Aw gee ma!! I had forgotten all about the honeymoon pounding on the door for the password-funny you remembered it...
See, that Joanna is starting to try to brew another storm! I think moderator status is just what is needed here. I could just blink her little comments off the thread, and the ladies would then be able to read my pearls of wisdom without distraction!! See? There is a logic behind all this madness!!

Marty, I have always believed that we only tease the ones we love! :)

Marcie: Do not give in to him....the word repent is not in his vocabulary - I am still praying and have made a special petition to the Blessed Mother on his behalf - Joanna He will definitely be spending some time in purgatory unless he goes to the big H (not the Home) and he is headed there!!

Oh dear Joanna.... tell me it ain't so!!

Since I was not privy to the full story of the blushing bride pounding on the door on her honeymoon, I can only surmise (based on the Sheik's postings on this board) that the sweet young lass was trying to get away! :eek:

Vickie - You are one very bright lady!!!! Joanna (and funny too!)

1st dreams of sugar plums and now pearls of wisdom? I think you meant to type that there was madness behind your logic! :D

I have to ask, ladies, is the Skeik prone to overindulgence in wacky tabacky or has he just consumed too much kickapoo joy juice?

What is going on here?
Sassy women are coming out of the woodwork! I bet Vickie likes out of her own nature to be nasty! Actually, Vikie, on my honeymoon, my beautiful bride was trying to get IN !!! not out.
If God so loves you that he allows you to partake of a cruise with the Sheik, I will explain the whole story that took place in Jamaica - one time, long long ago. Until then, you'll have to wait in ignorance, or ask one of the ladies from DDD what happened. (most of them were so potted they couldn't remember their names, much less a story! Ngaire does remember though- probably the only one!!)

Welcome to put the boot to Marty club!

Oh dear - I also honeymooned in Jamaica long, long, ago & didn't have a single problem with any door. Were you already gathering a harem on your honeymoon??? And just where exactly were you staying??? And then I will tell you where you should have stayed.

And I will be happy to enroll in the Sassette Club.

Ah, my Dear Sheik,

Forsooth, when mine eyes beheld your unchivalrous maligning of such a fair Southern Maiden as the Lady Betty, as one who would engage in the unspeakable acts of witchcraft and whose mode of transport was a broom, my heart compelled me to

Jump in and Kick B--T !

Should ever You be blessed with the good fortune to cruise with me (a woman of rapier wit, keen intelligence, a soul of beauty, and sassy as H--L!) I would be most interested in your version of the events.

Vickie: There is another Sheik his name is MarkS and he is young and handsome. His harem members have names such as Brittany, Brianna, Tiffany and Samantha - The Irish Sheik's members are Hortense, Gertrude, Agnes and Mary Josephine, etc - I jumped ship, so to speak, to Marks's harem and he is much less controlling - Joanna

Dear one and all,
This is to notify you that the Sheik has gone for the weekend. So pound on him if you must, but for a bit he won't be able to respond in kind! He's starting to look like St. Sebastian he has so many holes in him!
I miss you all,
The Saint (Erika)

Good Try...no resemblence!



Have a super weekend!

Elvis has left the building!!!

Joanna...you've definitely got Martin's number!

So, The Sheik is maintaining a low profile this weekend. Wise decision!

There is always next week.

And don't forget it - he'll be back - hiding behind the saint's apron this weekend - J