Ladies, Ladies,
You totally misunderstand me! Kimmi should wear her own costume - that's all I meant. She should not have to give her costume to someone else, because I want Kimmi and Mr. Kimmi on the MINT Cruise. This was my method of getting them onto the ship! Do not read anything other than this into it!

Joanna, stop being a trouble maker! I never said Marcie was out for the jewelry and Karen was in, what I said that Marcie's smart allecky comment about creating a monster - me - would cause a reduction in jewelry received. I never said she was out, you have, once again, misinterpreted what I've said. Marcie is so special, I know she'll be most happy with her gift. It could have been greater/larger/more expensive,but then we have Miss Nasty Comment to account for.

Now as far as my beloved Sheri is concerned, why do you let these little doubts creep into your beautiful mind? You know just how special you are to me, and there is no cause for any green eyed monsters to be lurking about. I remain true blue and loyal to the end for my ladies. Sheri, you know where you stand in the harem ranking, and should not worry a bit.

Now, with that, I believe I've gotten myself out of any difficulty someone would have perceived I was in - I'm telling you it aint no picnic having to manage a harem!!!

The Sheik