I thought that Gary did such an extrordinary job yesterday with Ngaire's "ditty" that it deservered to be published here.....

(Note this is too the tune of "In Heaven there is no Beer")

To Ngaire with Love (or alternatively "The Patient Kiwi"


To South Africa we came with ROAR
To experience the local folklore
As travelers we're all hard core
But very few of us have been here before

On the cable car we did roar
As Table Top called us to explore
To wine country we went to pour
Good wine for our connissours

Next we board the Rovos Rail
On our way to Safari Trails
Then Victoria Falls prevails
As the African Queen sets sail

We'll remember this forever more
As we travel from shore to shore
We found something at a local store
To say thanks for such a lovely tour


One big round of aplause for our Gary!!!!!!!