When I'm in a far-away land, I will be dreaming about all the wonderful and exciting ways Robert can join-in the fun, on his first cruise to the exotic and enchanting land of Whatagreatspot! This great hideaway, for LCT members when not cruising, was the most complete ecstasy filled resort causing the guests to relax and enjoy
flower laden exotic cocktails served by Claudia, dressed as a sexy mermaid, while Tom and Tony in their loin cloths longed for an expresso and sambuca delivered by a flower laden Barry Hopkins and Kimmi, in her Tinker Bell wings, while John said "Any impure thoughts about Kimmi will be met by a strong magnet to your hard drive."
Arlene (the voice of reason) said "Gil, settle down let's grab a chaise and watch the sunset while we slowly sip our champagne, and I paint a portrait of you getting sandwiched by Suzanne and Sheri on the dance floor on MINT. As Arlene was sketching, a lovely bikini clad Marcie came by holding the most adorable monkey. A loud scream was heard as Olivia, spotting the monkey, thought that the monkey was wearing a piece of fabric from her ex-husband's pj's along with one of Karen's famous birthday tiaras...Olivia suddenly realizes it looks better on the monkey than on Karen's birthday cakes but the fabric has her puzzled as she thinks and recalls seeing his pj's in the backseat of Susie's Mercedes, what could this all mean? Just then, the LCT group noticed the beautiful, flower laden hot tub in the corner and ran for Todd to get Cosmo refills before sliding into the bubbling water and relaxing. Paige and Suzanne sauntered by and commented that after a few more cosmos they might be too tipsy to do much pole dancing, especially since they're wearing skimpy bikinis. Those in the tub shouted, "Donna, Donna", but she replied, "A southern lady would never pole dance without a contract and payment up-front." However, a southern lady would defininely hold court among the men who know and admire a steel magnolia when they see one! Gil offered to review Donna's contract, to which she replied "Whyyy Yeeesss, I would ever so appreciate the kindess of a Yankee lawyer from New Yawk City." She added "And if Lawrence could verify the wire transfers arrive in my little ole account I'd be tickled pink." Lawrence and Gil, after getting their assignments straight, set out to replied, "NEVER! I have my love, Doug and his wicked sense of humor and don't want him turning his humor on me." So off they flew to paradise in anticipation of Suzanne and Paige's annual mud wrestling contest but, they required a contract and payment up front too. The LCT group couldn't afford it so Betty said " Well, I can drink wine, without using my hands". And they laughed and laughed but asked "Can you pole dance and Betty said anyways, back atop the Matterhorn, while Andi was yodeling with that fine Swiss watchmaker , sipping champagne, eating chocolate truffles and deciding on the title to her memoirs which she decided would be..."Oh My God, I Leave For 2 Days And Look What fun you've all have without a pole." Then everyone saw the magnificent pole the men had created from a large piece of bamboo. Donna, the sweet but devious paid dancer said " Oh, this flower laden pole is so beautiful, I will do this pole dance with no anticipation of compensation, but please no cameras or videos and Joanna and Betty K (who are closet pole dancers) have agreed to perform with me." So,
they all agreed, they would not tell ChatKat, who is their business manager and agent, that they had performed, without anticipation of compensation, because ChatKat was just notified that she had won the California lottery worth 125 million and LCTers would soon meet the Governator when he boarded the Voyager, which ChatKat chartered to take Arnold and Maria (another closet pole dancer) and all LCTers on the full World Cruise, Arnold will board the Voyager wearing only a leopard thong while Maria, a devoted Kennedy will bring Uncle Teddie's flask and which she chugs instead of sipping. This causes a great commotion because of the all-inclusive policy which disallows flasks onboard. Hearing this Maria shouts, "I am a Kennedy how dare you tell me I can't have a flask onboard, as she slams it to the floor. Marcie is allowed to blatantly carry around her "medicine bottle!!" "But" Captain Dag said "You are only a Kennedy and the wife of the Governator, while Marcie is the flower laden sweetheart of LCT." Then Maria grabbed that closet pole and said "I'll show you how we do it in Hyannis." Marcie then informed her that "But" Captain Dag said "You are only a Kennedy and the wife of the Governator, while Marcie is the flower laden sweetheart of LCT." Then Maria grabbed that closet pole and said "I'll show you how we do it in Hyannis." Marcie then informed her that she and Captain Dag were secretly having private pole dancing lessons after consuming Marcie's medicine in the handicapped men's restroom while the other LCTers assumed