When I'm in a far-away land, I will be dreaming about all the wonderful and exciting ways Robert can join-in the fun, on his first cruise to the exotic and enchanting land of Whatagreatspot! This great hideaway, for LCT members when not cruising, was the most complete ecstasy filled resort causing the guests to relax and enjoy
flower laden exotic cocktails served by Claudia, dressed as a sexy mermaid, while Tom and Tony in their loin cloths longed for an expresso and sambuca delivered by a flower laden Barry Hopkins and Kimmi, in her Tinker Bell wings, while John said "Any impure thoughts about Kimmi will be met by a strong magnet to your hard drive."
Arlene (the voice of reason) said "Gil, settle down let's grab a chaise and watch the sunset while we slowly sip our champagne, and I paint a portrait of you getting sandwiched by Suzanne and Sheri on the dance floor on MINT. As Arlene was sketching, a lovely bikini clad Marcie came by holding the most adorable monkey. A loud scream was heard as Olivia, spotting the monkey, thought that the monkey was wearing a piece of fabric from her ex-husband's pj's along with one of Karen's famous birthday tiaras...Olivia suddenly realizes it looks better on the monkey than on Karen's birthday cakes but the fabric has her puzzled as she thinks and recalls seeing his pj's in the backseat of Susie's Mercedes, what could this all mean? Just then, the LCT group noticed the beautiful, flower laden hot tub in the corner and ran for Todd to get Cosmo refills before sliding into the bubbling water and relaxing. Paige and Suzanne sauntered by and commented that after a few more cosmos they might be too tipsy to do much pole dancing, especially since they're wearing skimpy bikinis. Those in the tub shouted, "Donna, Donna", but she replied, "A southern lady would never pole dance without a contract and payment up-front." However, a southern lady would defininely hold court among the men who