Hey, gang! I know the excitement has been building for a long time. The thought of FINALLY going on as grand a non-cruise as TUSH may be keeping you up past yore bedtime
Your non-krews direktors have selected special bedtime stories to help you settle on in and saw some logs.
Tonite's story:
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some TUSHees up here in Heaven who are causing some problems ...
They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet bones are all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair! The Lord said, "I made them SPESCHUL, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call Lucifer."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Oh, hold on!" The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute!" and puts the Lord on Hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back again. Now, what was the question?"
The Lord said, "I said, what kind of problems are you having down there?".
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... hold on........., Lord"!!!! This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These TUSHees done put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!"
courtesy of Andy, Gettysburg, Pa.
Jes remember - don't let them bedbugs bite!
