we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie --- whoops Betty is going to FRANCE SO LARRY WILL BE FILLING IN and looking for Velocity for Him TOTAL body wash to preserve his manly physique and appeal.

Dr. Ima Voyeur convinces Larry to be her first "volunteer", but only after she agrees to assign Yr Randi, PRN, to test how fast he can pin his needle at 6000 rpm. Larry is totally psyched at this development. He figures any amount of trouble Betty may have will be cured by the 100,000,000 gold points. Larry's daydreaming of Betty, the PG, the Gauguines, the totu motu and WHAM! the needle hits 8000 rpm. Tom gets wind of Larry's amazing experience at the clinic, grabs a case of sambuca and saunters on out the door. Marcie is puzzled, asking

Dr. Ima Voyeur convinces Larry to be her first "volunteer", but only after she agrees to assign Yr Randi, PRN, to test how fast he can pin his needle at 6000 rpm. Larry is totally psyched at this development. He figures any amount of trouble Betty may have will be cured by the 100,000,000 gold points. Larry's daydreaming of Betty, the PG, the Gauguines, the totu motu and WHAM! the needle hits 8000 rpm. Tom gets wind of Larry's amazing experience at the clinic, grabs a case of sambuca and saunters on out the door. Marcie is puzzled, asking
herself "why?"

Why does he take the Sambuca when he knows tonight is the night (Reprise "Tonight") we are hosting the local Fullerton author's guild. All the greats will be here from the titilating Helen Bedd and Hugh Chardon, to my idol I. P. Freely. Who could forget his immortal epic "the Yellow River"?

Dr. Ima Voyeur convinces Larry to be her first "volunteer", but only after she agrees to assign Yr Randi, PRN, to test how fast he can pin his needle at 6000 rpm. Larry is totally psyched at this development. He figures any amount of trouble Betty may have will be cured by the 100,000,000 gold points. Larry's daydreaming of Betty, the PG, the Gauguines, the totu motu and WHAM! the needle hits 8000 rpm. Tom gets wind of Larry's amazing experience at the clinic, grabs a case of sambuca and saunters on out the door. Marcie is puzzled, asking
herself "why?"

Why does he take the Sambuca when he knows tonight is the night (Reprise "Tonight") we are hosting the local Fullerton author's guild. All the greats will be here from the titilating Helen Bedd and Hugh Chardon, to my idol I. P. Freely. Who could forget his immortal epic "the Yellow River"? And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted

Why does he take the Sambuca when he knows tonight is the night (Reprise "Tonight") we are hosting the local Fullerton author's guild. All the greats will be here from the titilating Helen Bedd and Hugh Chardon, to my idol I. P. Freely. Who could forget his immortal epic "the Yellow River"? And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle

Why does he take the Sambuca when he knows tonight is the night (Reprise "Tonight") we are hosting the local Fullerton author's guild. All the greats will be here from the titilating Helen Bedd and Hugh Chardon, to my idol I. P. Freely. Who could forget his immortal epic "the Yellow River"? And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle, who was the famous topless Go-Go dancer in the '60's at the Whiskey A-Go-Go. After her Go-Go days, she became a bra model, going by the model name of Shtopem Fromfloppen.

And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle, who was the famous topless Go-Go dancer in the '60's at the Whiskey A-Go-Go. After her Go-Go days, she became a bra model, going by the model name of Shtopem Fromfloppen. You may remember her sister, Anita Bath, who divorced the handsome and very rich, Lord Jacques Strap and is now

And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle, who was the famous topless Go-Go dancer in the '60's at the Whiskey A-Go-Go. After her Go-Go days, she became a bra model, going by the model name of Shtopem Fromfloppen. You may remember her sister, Anita Bath, who divorced the handsome and very rich, Lord Jacques Strap and is now doing the T.V. ads for Depends. Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, Yellow River.

And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle, who was the famous topless Go-Go dancer in the '60's at the Whiskey A-Go-Go. After her Go-Go days, she became a bra model, going by the model name of Shtopem Fromfloppen. You may remember her sister, Anita Bath, who divorced the handsome and very rich, Lord Jacques Strap and is now doing the T.V. ads for Depends. Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, I.P. Daily. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated

it was quite an affair, until the infamous lush Chardon Ay broke into the case of Sambuca and started telling the story about how Al Coholic ..became that rodeo star, at the retreat called Brokeback.

And I believe, if I am not mistaken, that Dr. Freely also wrote the famous "Your Nation". He is, no doubt, a gifted writer and is currently dating the gorgeous Ivana Tickle, who was the famous topless Go-Go dancer in the '60's at the Whiskey A-Go-Go. After her Go-Go days, she became a bra model, going by the model name of Shtopem Fromfloppen. You may remember her sister, Anita Bath, who divorced the handsome and very rich, Lord Jacques Strap and is now doing the T.V. ads for Depends. Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, I.P. Daily. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated. All Anita's former sorority sisters were there. Half way during the ceremony the maid of honor, Ilaida Theta broke out into a

Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, I.P. Daily. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated. All Anita's former sorority sisters were there. Half way during the ceremony the maid of honor, Ilaida Theta broke out with a shrill, YES, when The Rev. Butz asked if anyone knew of any reason this couple should not be married. Ilaida Theta

Ilaida Theta said please refer to Claudia's post 2 posts above..that is the reason..Chardon Ay..saw it all on Brokeback.

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Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, Yellow River. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated. All Anita's former sorority sisters were there. Half way during the ceremony the maid of honor, Ilaida Theta broke out with a shrill, YES, when The Rev. Butz asked if anyone knew of any reason this couple should not be married. Ilaida Theta implored Chardon Ay to inform those gathered for the wedding. Chardon Ay, who had polished off not only the sambuca but also a case of Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay, was too stupefied and mortified to speak. Rev. Butz decreed there had been no legitimate cause to delay the wedding. He proceeded to marry Anita and Al.

At the reception following the ceremony, Anita smashed a piece of wedding cake up Ilaida's

Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, Yellow River. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated. All Anita's former sorority sisters were there. Half way during the ceremony the maid of honor, Ilaida Theta broke out with a shrill, YES, when The Rev. Butz asked if anyone knew of any reason this couple should not be married. Ilaida Theta implored Chardon Ay to inform those gathered for the wedding. Chardon Ay, who had polished off not only the sambuca but also a case of Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay, was too stupefied and mortified to speak. Rev. Butz decreed there had been no legitimate cause to delay the wedding. He proceeded to marry Anita and Al.

At the reception following the ceremony, Anita smashed a piece of wedding cake up Ilaida's huge, bulbous nose. Ilaida picked the cake out of her nose and began to eat it. It was a well-guarded secret that Ilaida was addicted to wedding cake.

Revolted at such a site, Anita and Al made a mad getaway to their honeymoon retreat. They jetted off to the all-inclusive Brokeback Bungalows and Spa to begin their life as husband and wife.

Anita was the inspiration for Dr. Freely's bestselling novel, Yellow River. Anita married the famous rodeo star, Al Coholic, in a huge wedding at Al's ranch in Montana. The Rev. Seymour Butz officiated. All Anita's former sorority sisters were there. Half way during the ceremony the maid of honor, Ilaida Theta broke out with a shrill, YES, when The Rev. Butz asked if anyone knew of any reason this couple should not be married. Ilaida Theta implored Chardon Ay to inform those gathered for the wedding. Chardon Ay, who had polished off not only the sambuca but also a case of Two Buck Chuck Chardonnay, was too stupefied and mortified to speak. Rev. Butz decreed there had been no legitimate cause to delay the wedding. He proceeded to marry Anita and Al.

At the reception following the ceremony, Anita smashed a piece of wedding cake up Ilaida's huge, bulbous nose. Ilaida picked the cake out of her nose and began to eat it. It was a well-guarded secret that Ilaida was addicted to wedding cake.

Revolted at such a site, Anita and Al made a mad getaway to their honeymoon retreat. They jetted off to the all-inclusive Brokeback Bungalows and Spa to begin their life as husband and wife.

Marcie returned from hosting the local Fullerton author's guild with I.P. Freely. There was no sign of either the case of sambuca or Tom. There WAS a voicemail from Uneed Luvin telling Tom that Suzanne and Sir Paul were secretly eloping and Tony was the best man! The nuptials were to take place Thursday at Brokeback Bungalows and Spa! Marcie quickly sent I.P. packing and e-mailed Leslie, Joanna, Denise, Anne, Claudia and Ngaire. A flight was chartered for the LcTers and

Marcie returned from the book signing and there was no sign either the case of sambuca or of Tom. There was a voicemail from Uneed Luvin telling Tom that Suzanne and Sir Paul were secretly eloping! The nuptials were to take place Thursday at Brokeback Bungalows and Sap! Marcie quickly e-mailed Leslie, Joanna, Denise, Anne, Claudia and Ngaire. A flight was chartered for the LcTers and it was rumored that Marcie and Denise's Orange County neighbor, John Travolta, offered a plane from his fleet.

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Marcie returned from the book signing and there was no sign either the case of sambuca or of Tom. There was a voicemail from Uneed Luvin telling Tom that Suzanne and Sir Paul were secretly eloping! The nuptials were to take place Thursday at Brokeback Bungalows and Sap! Marcie quickly e-mailed Leslie, Joanna, Denise, Anne, Claudia and Ngaire. A flight was chartered for the LcTers and it was rumored that Marcie and Denise's Orange County neighbor, John Travolta, offered a plane from his fleet.

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Chef Emeril Lagasse, a fellow Pientology devotee, dispatches one of his planes from the fleet. The only condition is the LcTers must wear the Pientology uniform, a full pirate regalia, to acknowledge the increase in global warming is DIRECTLY tied to the decrease in pirates. Anne and Michele quickly consult as to whether or not they should include the parrots on their shoulders. Michele says "Does this mean we are no longer hosting the reception?" Anne says "It's Jolly! Roger that!" They board with the other LcTers in their gay apparel, while Timmie and Sandy are squawing up a storm. The flight attendants close up the plane, send drinks down the aisles and all the passengers lustily break into song, the Pientology anthem, "Pirates Song" as they taxi for takeoff:

Oh! I'd like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the B. B. sea
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ha-ha-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-yum-jum-jum
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

Sir Paul blanches and says to Suzanne: "George Harrison continues to hound me from the grave!" Why, just yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... Suzanne comforts Sir Paul with

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Chef Emeril Lagasse, a fellow Pientology devotee, dispatches one of his planes from the fleet. The only condition is the LcTers must wear the Pientology uniform, a full pirate regalia, to acknowledge the increase in global warming is DIRECTLY tied to the decrease in pirates. Anne and Michele quickly consult as to whether or not they should include the parrots on their shoulders. Michele says "Does this mean we are no longer hosting the reception?" Anne says "It's Jolly! Roger that!" They board with the other LcTers in their gay apparel, while Timmie and Sandy are squawing up a storm. The flight attendants close up the plane, send drinks down the aisles and all the passengers lustily break into song, the Pientology anthem, "Pirates Song" as they taxi for takeoff:

Oh! I'd like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the B. B. sea
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ha-ha-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-yum-jum-jum
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

Sir Paul blanches and says to Suzanne: "George Harrison continues to hound me from the grave!" Why, just yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... Suzanne comforts Sir Paul with a slice of lemon meringue saying "Honey pie, you are making me crazy."

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Chef Emeril Lagasse, a fellow Pientology devotee, dispatches one of his planes from the fleet. The only condition is the LcTers must wear the Pientology uniform, a full pirate regalia, to acknowledge the increase in global warming is DIRECTLY tied to the decrease in pirates. Anne and Michele quickly consult as to whether or not they should include the parrots on their shoulders. Michele says "Does this mean we are no longer hosting the reception?" Anne says "It's Jolly! Roger that!" They board with the other LcTers in their gay apparel, while Timmie and Sandy are squawing up a storm. The flight attendants close up the plane, send drinks down the aisles and all the passengers lustily break into song, the Pientology anthem, "Pirates Song" as they taxi for takeoff:

Oh! I'd like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the B. B. sea
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ha-ha-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-yum-jum-jum
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

Sir Paul blanches and says to Suzanne: "George Harrison continues to hound me from the grave!" Why, just yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... Suzanne comforts Sir Paul with a slice of lemon meringue saying "Honey pie, you are making me crazy." Suzanne then begins her provocative Dance of the Seven Poles, dressed only in a hint of meringue covering

Marcie confirmed the fact but added "I just couldn't accept, what with the link to Scientology and all. Everyone knows LCT'ers are devout members of Pientology, the belief that we have descended from a line of extra-terrestrial baked goods."

Chef Emeril Lagasse, a fellow Pientology devotee, dispatches one of his planes from the fleet. The only condition is the LcTers must wear the Pientology uniform, a full pirate regalia, to acknowledge the increase in global warming is DIRECTLY tied to the decrease in pirates. Anne and Michele quickly consult as to whether or not they should include the parrots on their shoulders. Michele says "Does this mean we are no longer hosting the reception?" Anne says "It's Jolly! Roger that!" They board with the other LcTers in their gay apparel, while Timmie and Sandy are squawing up a storm. The flight attendants close up the plane, send drinks down the aisles and all the passengers lustily break into song, the Pientology anthem, "Pirates Song" as they taxi for takeoff:

Oh! I'd like to be a pirate
A pirate's life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the B. B. sea
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ha-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ha-ha-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-yum-jum-jum
I've got a Jolly Roger
It's black and white and vast
So! Get out of your Skull and Crossbones
And I'll run it up your mast

Sir Paul blanches and says to Suzanne: "George Harrison continues to hound me from the grave!" Why, just yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away... Suzanne comforts Sir Paul with a slice of lemon meringue saying "Honey pie, you are making me crazy." Suzanne then begins her provocative Dance of the Seven Poles, dressed only in a hint of meringue covering all but her Pirate's peg leg. (OOOPs! Wrong wife) For you know "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my minkey" adds Olivia.

For you know "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my minkey" adds Olivia.

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands

For you know "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my minkey" adds Olivia.

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her

For you know "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my minkey" adds Olivia.

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her lick off the meringue that was covering her from head to toe.

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her lick off the meringue that was covering her from head to toe. Realizing she will never be with Sir Paul, Andi has a major breakdown. The plane lands in Topeka and Andi is dropped at the Menninger Clinic. A call is placed to a relative, Norma Stits, back in Newark

Cruiser


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"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her lick off the meringue that was covering her from head to toe. Realizing she will never be with Sir Paul, Andi has a major breakdown. The plane lands in Topeka and Andi is dropped at the Menninger Clinic. A call is placed to a relative, Norma Stits, back in Newark. Shocked, Norma states "Andi packed her ruby slippers 20 years ago and swore she would never be back in Kansas any more!"

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her lick off the meringue that was covering her from head to toe. Realizing she will never be with Sir Paul, Andi has a major breakdown. The plane lands in Topeka and Andi is dropped at the Menninger Clinic. A call is placed to a relative, Norma Stits, back in Newark. Shocked, Norma states "Andi packed her ruby slippers 20 years ago and swore she would never be back in Kansas any more! I am running a bar on Fifth and Main in Newark and don't have the time nor interest to deal with the problem." So Olivia offers the services of an old boyfriend, Craven Moorehead, III, a prominent lawyer from Baltimore. Hearing the offer, Suzanne asks, could it be the same Craven Moorehead, III I was engaged to in 1980?"

"Not true! I never have and never will hide my love for Paul!!" cries Andi as she takes Sir Paul into her arms. Unfortunately, Sir Paul was already covered with meringue. He slides right through Andi's arms and lands on Olivia. Embarrassed, Olivia calls for Minkey her lover, real name Max E. Pad, to help her lick off the meringue that was covering her from head to toe. Realizing she will never be with Sir Paul, Andi has a major breakdown. The plane lands in Topeka and Andi is dropped at the Menninger Clinic. A call is placed to a relative, Norma Stits, back in Newark. Shocked, Norma states "Andi packed her ruby slippers 20 years ago and swore she would never be back in Kansas any more! I am running a bar on Fifth and Main in Newark and don't have the time nor interest to deal with the problem." So Olivia offers the services of an old boyfriend, Craven Moorehead, III, a prominent lawyer from Baltimore. Hearing the offer, Suzanne asks, could it be the same Craven Moorehead, III I was engaged to in 1980? If so, he has certainly come a long way since he had his barrow in the marketplace!"

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be Harry Nutt - a total pig who

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be Harry Nutt - a total pig who was the understudy for Harry Reems in "Deep Throat." A silly millimeter kept him from getting the part.

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be Harry Nutt - a total pig who was the understudy for Harry Reems in "Deep Throat." A silly millimeter kept him from getting the part.
In fact he recently started going by his stage name Peter Dragon just to

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be Harry Nutt - a total pig who was the understudy for Harry Reems in "Deep Throat." He just missed getting that role by an inch! Joanna, laughing, said, "Denise you should be writing for Saturday Night live! Please tell us how you know the infamous Harry Reems? Was it a movie Alan brought home?"

Suddenly Anne cries "Wait! He is not who he professes to be. I just Googled him and found his real identity to be Harry Nutt - a total pig who was the understudy for Harry Reems in "Deep Throat." He just missed getting that role by an inch! Joanna, laughing, said, "Denise you should be writing for Saturday Night live! Please tell us how you know the infamous Harry Reems? Was it a movie Alan brought home?" "No," Denise replied. "Harry was best man at our wedding <img border="0" alt="[naughty]" title="" src="graemlins/naughty.gif" /> " Not sure if he truly was "the best." Mildly adequate, I'd say :eek:

But, we digress...Back to Peter Dragon...

whenever Peter Dragon walked into the room, music came on that played
"draggin' the line.. he hated that. :app: :app: :app:

whenever Peter Dragon walked into the room, music came on that played "draggin' the line.. he hated that. But, Peter learned to accept that song, because his brother, Puff wrote it just for him.

Peter had a soft spot in his heart for Puff and often thought of the antics of their childhood. Peter loved that rascal Puff! For Peter's birthday, last year, Puff bought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.

Peter had a soft spot in his heart for Puff and often thought of the antics of their childhood. Peter loved that rascal Puff! For Peter's birthday, last year, Puff bought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. For Peter's birthday, this year, Tony has packed a neat assortment of masks, handcuffs, cute leather Calvin Klein briefs, and an inflatable Paris Hilton doll. Hearing about the surprise gifts, Tom suggests they have the party

Peter had a soft spot in his heart for Puff and often thought of the antics of their childhood. Peter loved that rascal Puff! For Peter's birthday, last year, Puff bought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. For Peter's birthday, this year, Tony has packed a neat assortment of masks, handcuffs, cute leather Calvin Klein briefs, and an inflatable Paris Hilton doll. Hearing about the surprise gifts, Tom suggests they have the party but with Marcie at the party all he'll hear is
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can’t touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this

of course special birthday guest for Puff will be M.C. Hammer..who can't wait to hear someone sing his only song once again.

of course special birthday guest for Puff will be M.C. Hammer..who can't wait to hear someone sing his only song once again. Joanna, who cannot stand MC Hammer, has been feeding Claudia several chocolate martinis. Following an attempt to solo dance to an MC Hammer number, Claudia passes out cold on the floor of John Travolta's plane. After a quick landing in San Francisco, Claudia was taken to rehab, her 4th time, and the LCT gang began a SF adventure led by Sir Paul and his soon bride to be

of course special birthday guest for Puff will be M.C. Hammer..who can't wait to hear someone sing his only song once again. Joanna, who cannot stand MC Hammer, has been feeding Claudia several chocolate martinis. Following an attempt to solo dance to an MC Hammer number, Claudia passes out cold on the floor of John Travolta's plane. After a quick landing in San Francisco, Claudia was taken to rehab, her 4th time, and the LCT gang began a SF adventure led by Sir Paul and his soon bride to be, our LCT one and only Olivia (I just kept saying Good Golly Miss Molly over and over again in disbelief) Unbeknownst to Andi, She had secretly