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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 01:19 PM
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Michele and Don are looking at several properties for the reception having decided to foot the entire bill as a wedding gift. The most generous couple narrow it down to Vessia, the legendary Italian restaurant that hosted MIMOSA. Michele and Don were ready to sign the contract, when they noticed a blaring clause - No limos allowed in the parking lot! Michele and Don have found Sir Paul to be so appreciative of their offer. He expects, with the number of wedding guests, there may be several hundred limos. So let's help them find a new spot for reception
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 01:22 PM
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Michele and Don are looking at several properties for the reception having decided to foot the entire bill as a wedding gift. The most generous couple narrow it down to Vessia, the legendary Italian restaurant that hosted MIMOSA. Michele and Don were ready to sign the contract, when they noticed a blaring clause - No limos allowed in the parking lot! Michele and Don have found Sir Paul to be so appreciative of their offer. He expects, with the number of wedding guests, there may be several hundred limos. So let's help them find a new spot for reception. Ngaire says "I can get a deal for you on the Voyager if you charter it!". Michele and Don say "Done!". Dag is thrilled to hear about the charter and snags Arnold, bartender extraordinare, to serve as host. As Arnold boards, Wantsome once again appears. Marcie scrutinizes Wantsome from head to toe, then says in a shocked tone: "Lawrence! What have you done to yourself??" Suddenly, from under layers of latex, Lawrence's face emerges. He says "Marcie! You cannot know all the trouble I've seen. Just yesterday, I
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 01:27 PM
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Ngaire says "I can get a deal for you on the Voyager if you charter it!". Michele and Don say "Done!". Dag is thrilled to hear about the charter and snags Arnold, bartender extraordinare, to serve as host. As Arnold boards, Wantsome once again appears. Marcie scrutinizes Wantsome from head to toe, then says in a shocked tone: "Lawrence! What have you done to yourself??" Suddenly, from under layers of latex, Lawrence's face emerges. He says "Marcie! You cannot know all the trouble I've seen. Just yesterday, I broke up with Allison and admitted to a relationship with a gorgeous model in Rio. Allison, in a fit of anger
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 02:39 PM
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Ngaire says "I can get a deal for you on the Voyager if you charter it!". Michele and Don say "Done!". Dag is thrilled to hear about the charter and snags Arnold, bartender extraordinare, to serve as host. As Arnold boards, Wantsome once again appears. Marcie scrutinizes Wantsome from head to toe, then says in a shocked tone: "Lawrence! What have you done to yourself??" Suddenly, from under layers of latex, Lawrence's face emerges. He says "Marcie! You cannot know all the trouble I've seen. Just yesterday, I broke up with Allison and admitted to a relationship with a gorgeous model in Rio. Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 02:46 PM
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Ngaire says "I can get a deal for you on the Voyager if you charter it!". Michele and Don say "Done!". Dag is thrilled to hear about the charter and snags Arnold, bartender extraordinare, to serve as host. As Arnold boards, Wantsome once again appears. Marcie scrutinizes Wantsome from head to toe, then says in a shocked tone: "Lawrence! What have you done to yourself??" Suddenly, from under layers of latex, Lawrence's face emerges. He says "Marcie! You cannot know all the trouble I've seen. Just yesterday, I broke up with Allison and admitted to a relationship with a gorgeous model in Rio. Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 02:49 PM
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Ngaire says "I can get a deal for you on the Voyager if you charter it!". Michele and Don say "Done!". Dag is thrilled to hear about the charter and snags Arnold, bartender extraordinare, to serve as host. As Arnold boards, Wantsome once again appears. Marcie scrutinizes Wantsome from head to toe, then says in a shocked tone: "Lawrence! What have you done to yourself??" Suddenly, from under layers of latex, Lawrence's face emerges. He says "Marcie! You cannot know all the trouble I've seen. Just yesterday, I broke up with Allison and admitted to a relationship with a gorgeous model in Rio. Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck!!!"
Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 02:56 PM
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Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck!!!"
Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 03:01 PM
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Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck!!!"
Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 03:34 PM
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Allison, in a fit of anger sneakly ordered some really disgusting cheap red wine but convinces Lawrence that it is really Cain 5 @ $200 a bottle. He begins to sweat from excitement and to salivate at the thought of savoring his favorite wine. He twirls the glass, lets it breathe, takes a sip and exclaims, "this is fantastic." Allsion, snickering said, "you wine snob it is two buck chuck!!!"
Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 03:48 PM
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Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be transferred to a Carnival cruise! Everyone gasped! Oh, the HORROR!
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 03:55 PM
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Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be transferred to a Carnival cruise!
Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 04:51 PM
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Lawrence, horrified at his wine faux pas turns a deep shade of purple and hurls the wine into Allison's face. A crowd gathers trying to determine which of the two is purpler (or more purple). Then it becomes a free for all, then Capt. Dag appears and says," There will be no hurling of two buck chuck! Not on my watch! If you do not desist at once you will be transferred to a Carnival cruise!
Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence.
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 04:57 PM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 05:16 PM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul begins CPR while crooning "You Can't Do That."
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/19/06 05:35 PM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul begins CPR while crooning "You Can't Do That." Lawrence awakening from his seizure yells, "Oh yes I can do that
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07/20/06 03:41 AM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul begins CPR while crooning "You Can't Do That." Lawrence awakening from his seizure yells, "Oh yes I can do that. Sir Paul says, " And I say you bloody well can't!" At that, Stella says to Lawrence, "Come away with
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 04:20 AM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul begins CPR while crooning "You Can't Do That." Lawrence awakening from his seizure yells, "Oh yes I can do that. Sir Paul says, " And I say you bloody well can't!" At that, Stella says to Lawrence, "Come away with me and Bobby McGhee.
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 04:54 AM
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Lawrence is now doubly mortified and prepares to sneak off in shame. Stella McCartney invokes a citizen's arrest for committing a felony to fashion when a purple Lawrence tries to board the orange security tender for his escape. Marcie and Tom surround Lawrence and pass him a bottle of sambuca, whereupon Stella takes a huge swig of Sambuca and begins to make passionate love to Lawrence. Poor Lawrence has a heart seizure in the midst of his "romp" with Stella and Sir Paul begins CPR while crooning "You Can't Do That." Lawrence awakening from his seizure yells, "Oh yes I can do that. Sir Paul says, " And I say you bloody well can't!" At that, Stella says to Lawrence, "Come away with me and Bobby McGhee. Sir Paul informs Lawrence, "Keep your hands off my baby." Poor Lawrence answers, I was just trying to give her all my loving." Paul tells Lawrence in a loud voice, "You're going to lose that girl." Stella tells the crowd she must consult with her sister, Mary,
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 07:03 AM
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Stella tells the crowd she must consult with her sister, Mary, Magdalane Mc Cartney to ask her to please take Bobby Mc Ghee so she can sneak off with her new conquest Lawrence..while their dad goes off to loose more of their money to another gold digger ..at this hideous thing they call a wedding aboard Dags ship.
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07/20/06 07:16 AM
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Stella tells the crowd she must consult with her sister, Mary, Magdalane Mc Cartney to ask her to please take Bobby Mc Ghee so she can sneak off with her new conquest Lawrence..while their dad goes off to loose more of their money to another gold digger ..at this hideous thing they call a wedding aboard Dags ship. Suzanne hearing Claudia's comment about "another gold digger" and "hideous wedding" removes her from the wedding guest list.
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more!
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07/20/06 09:05 AM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked
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07/20/06 10:17 AM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the
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07/20/06 11:53 AM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 12:00 PM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off for another wild and crazy party. Sir Paul had to step in and demand Stella settle down and he would not allow her to move to California with Claudia. Furious
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07/20/06 01:36 PM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off for another wild and crazy party. Sir Paul had to step in and demand Stella settle down and he would not allow her to move to California with Claudia. Furious Stella cried out "I was only asking Claudia if she knew Andi's phone number. She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off for another wild and crazy party. Sir Paul had to step in and demand Stella settle down and he would not allow her to move to California with Claudia. Furious Stella cried out "I was only asking Claudia if she knew Andi's phone number. She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off for another wild and crazy party. Sir Paul had to step in and demand Stella settle down and he would not allow her to move to California with Claudia. Furious Stella cried out "I was only asking Claudia if she knew Andi's phone number. She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from
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07/20/06 03:47 PM
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Hearing the news that she had been banished from the wedding for a comment that Stella made to Mary, Claudia drank the rest of the 2 buck Chuck and went looking for more! Suzanne hearing that it was not Claudia who made the comment said, "tell Claudia to drink up and we'll discuss her wedding invitation being reinstated. I understand that Stella and Claudia shared an apartment in London where they were the talk of the town. Seems they liked to entertain rock stars and serve Two Buck Chuck and party hardy way into the wee hours of the morning. They would only need an hour's rest to recharge their batteries and then they would take off for another wild and crazy party. Sir Paul had to step in and demand Stella settle down and he would not allow her to move to California with Claudia. Furious Stella cried out "I was only asking Claudia if she knew Andi's phone number. She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie.
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She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie. Lackanookie better known as "in denial CSI talk" is used by many to pretend their "nookie" is better than your "nookie" when the reality is NO NOOKIE...so the doctors will interview several LCTers for a "nookie" study
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She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie. Lackanookie better known as "in denial CSI talk" is used by many to pretend their "nookie" is better than your "nookie" when the reality is NO NOOKIE...so the doctors will interview several LCTers for a "nookie" study. LCTers who participate in this very intensive and invasive study, will receive 100,000 Goldpoints as a special thank you gift.
The world-renown Lackanookieologist, Dr. Ima Voyeur, will be heading the study.
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 05:15 PM
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She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie. Lackanookie better known as "in denial CSI talk" is used by many to pretend their "nookie" is better than your "nookie" when the reality is NO NOOKIE...so the doctors will interview several LCTers for a "nookie" study. LCTers who participate in this very intensive and invasive study, will receive 100,000 Goldpoints as a special thank you gift.
The world-renown Lackanookieologist, Dr. Ima Voyeur, will be heading the study. Ima is Michele's cousin from Newark. Ima, reinvented herself, and claims she is from Lake Forest, Illinois. Michele, as only Michele could say, "Ima you lying piece of sh*% - you brag about your cars, your jewelry, your jobs....HAVE YOU NO SHAME
Joanna
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/20/06 05:27 PM
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She must have heard something about that job interview by now!" Claudia said that the one in the know is Kathy who told her (hush hush) Andi has taken a job with Dr. Ruth and Dr. Wantsome in their recently opened LA office. The Harvard educated doctors will specialize in an alarming new type of sexual dysfunction in couples, levitatus supremus, more commonly called "Complete satisfaction illness" or CSI. The clinic will help couples who need help tracking down the specific root cause of their affliction, ranging from male pattern baldness (a not-so-well-known cause of levitatus supremus)to lackanookie. Lackanookie better known as "in denial CSI talk" is used by many to pretend their "nookie" is better than your "nookie" when the reality is NO NOOKIE...so the doctors will interview several LCTers for a "nookie" study. LCTers who participate in this very intensive and invasive study, will receive 100,000 Goldpoints as a special thank you gift.
The world-renown Lackanookieologist, Dr. Ima Voyeur, will be heading the study. Ima is Michele's cousin from Newark. Ima, reinvented herself, and claims she is from Lake Forest, Illinois. Michele, as only Michele could say, "Ima you lying piece of sh*% - you brag about your cars, your jewelry, your jobs....HAVE YOU NO SHAME?"
"NO!" Ima shrieked "I have NO NOOKIE! It is a prerequisite for the job. I go by my maiden name as my DH, F. Fraud, is a
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 03:38 AM
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you brag about your cars, your jewelry, your jobs....HAVE YOU NO SHAME?"
"NO!" Ima shreiked "I have NO NOOKIE! It is a prerequisite for the job. I go by my maiden name as my DH, F. Fraud, is a guest on The Oprah Show tomorrow. Now the world will know what a sham my marriage has been for the past 30 years. FF has been dressing in my clothes and using my makeup for years in the privacy of our home. He finally had a sex change operation in Sweden and will discuss his new life and new name, Freaky Fraud
Joanna
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 07:22 AM
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you brag about your cars, your jewelry, your jobs....HAVE YOU NO SHAME?"
"NO!" Ima shrieked "I have NO NOOKIE! It is a prerequisite for the job. I go by my maiden name as my DH, F. Fraud, is a guest on The Oprah Show tomorrow. Now the world will know what a sham my marriage has been for the past 30 years. FF has been dressing in my clothes and using my makeup for years in the privacy of our home. He finally had a sex change operation in Sweden and will discuss his new life and new name, Freaky Fraud, distributor of Mary Kay cosmetics. If he brings up that pink monstrosity parked in the garage
Suzanne
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 07:28 AM
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He finally had a sex change operation in Sweden and will discuss his new life and new name, Freaky Fraud, distributor of Mary Kay cosmetics. If he brings up that pink monstrosity parked in the garage let's sing:
I love you for your pink Cadillac Crushed velvet seats Riding in the back Oozing down the street Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spending all my money On a Saturday night Honey I just wonder what you do there in back Of your pink Cadillac Pink Cadillac
Joanna
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 02:35 PM
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Of your pink Cadillac pink Cadillac..where he goes every evening when he/she gets home from selling beauty and changes clothes so he can come into the house..we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!"
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 02:48 PM
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we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie
Joanna
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 04:11 PM
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we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie :( :( :( :(
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga
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07/21/06 04:15 PM
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we have this neighbor who is constantly watching from her bedroom window with binoculars she got for her last cruise, in hopes of catching Freaky in his/her Mary K pretty pink Mary Kay ensemble...now she'll see him/her on tv, find out we are nookieless... I will be nookiefied!" Concerned about Claudia's nookiefied problem (gosh hope it is Claudia and not Stella), Betty and Joanna put their heads together and wrote a short instructional booklet, with diagrams, on "Signs of no good nookie --- whoops Betty is going to FRANCE SO LARRY WILL BE FILLING IN
Joanna
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