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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109623 07/15/06 05:18 AM
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But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect that he was wearing Kimmi's perfume.

John's present under cover assignment involved Anne & Gary and Marcie and Tom, international travelers~cruisers. Seems they had recently "skipped" on their enormous hotel bill in Monte Carlo. He had tracked them to South America and England and now to Helsinki. Only to discover the "Slippery Foursome" had simply slipped away just moments before his arrival. Now, he just received a call from the authorities in Vegas that the two couples just checked into the Bellagio. John promptly calls Kimmi and Karen & Mark and says "meet me at the Texas Hold 'em Contest". We'll nail them for sure! Meanwhile, Anne, Gary and Marcie hit the jackpot on Bellagio slots, prompting them to get Ngaire on a conference call - Anne and Gary book the World cruise 2008 and Marcie upgrades to a Master Suite for 2007.

Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and down, in her chair. Forgetting to look over her shoulder for their pursurers. Suddenly she smells the scent of Kimmi's perfume and


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109624 07/15/06 06:27 AM
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But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect that he was wearing Kimmi's perfume.

John's present under cover assignment involved Anne & Gary and Marcie and Tom, international travelers~cruisers. Seems they had recently "skipped" on their enormous hotel bill in Monte Carlo. He had tracked them to South America and England and now to Helsinki. Only to discover the "Slippery Foursome" had simply slipped away just moments before his arrival. Now, he just received a call from the authorities in Vegas that the two couples just checked into the Bellagio. John promptly calls Kimmi and Karen & Mark and says "meet me at the Texas Hold 'em Contest". We'll nail them for sure! Meanwhile, Anne, Gary and Marcie hit the jackpot on Bellagio slots, prompting them to get Ngaire on a conference call - Anne and Gary book the World cruise 2008 and Marcie upgrades to a Master Suite for 2007.

Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and down, in her chair. Forgetting to look over her shoulder for their pursurers. Suddenly she smells the scent of Kimmi's perfume and grabs her partners in crime and they boogie on up to the stage, hop on to a trapeze and sail off to the top of the set,
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all the while singing along to


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109625 07/15/06 06:51 AM
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all the while singing along to "The Man on the Flying Trapeze."


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109626 07/15/06 06:55 AM
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wave wave wave


Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109627 07/15/06 07:03 AM
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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109628 07/15/06 03:40 PM
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Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and down, in her chair. Forgetting to look over her shoulder for their pursurers. Suddenly she smells the scent of Kimmi's perfume and grabs her partners in crime and they boogie on up to the stage, hop on to a trapeze and sail off to the top of the set, all the while singing along to "Norwegian Woods". Dag, upon hearing this, swings into action wearing only his thong. Much to the crowd's amazement, he

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109629 07/15/06 04:07 PM
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Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and down, in her chair. Forgetting to look over her shoulder for their pursurers. Suddenly she smells the scent of Kimmi's perfume and grabs her partners in crime and they boogie on up to the stage, hop on to a trapeze and sail off to the top of the set, all the while singing along to "Norwegian Woods". Dag, upon hearing this, swings into action wearing only his thong. Much to the crowd's amazement, he does a rousing solo performance of "The Man on the Flying Trapeze" in Norwegian. He then shares a heavily guarded secret with the crowd. He tells them that "The Man on the Flying Trapeze" is the national song of Norway!


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109630 07/15/06 05:47 PM
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Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and down, in her chair. Forgetting to look over her shoulder for their pursurers. Suddenly she smells the scent of Kimmi's perfume and grabs her partners in crime and they boogie on up to the stage, hop on to a trapeze and sail off to the top of the set, all the while singing along to "Norwegian Woods". Dag, upon hearing this, swings into action wearing only his thong. Much to the crowd's amazement, he does a rousing solo performance of "The Man on the Flying Trapeze" in Norwegian. He then shares a heavily guarded secret with the crowd. He tells them that "The Man on the Flying Trapeze" is the national song of Norway!

The crowd, though charmed by Dag and his tune, wants to get back to Beatles tunes. So John, still in pursuit of the now infamous "fab four" - Marcie, Tom, Anne & Gary - leaps onto the stage, grabs a trapeze for himself, and bursts into song:

Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man, I had a dreadful flight ....


Leslie

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109631 07/15/06 06:15 PM
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AND ALSO:
I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her

She gives me ev'rything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

A love like ours
Could never die
As long as I
Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Marcie weeps with joy listening to her favorite
Beatles song. However, Interpol had been called into this case and


Joanna
Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109632 07/16/06 04:50 AM
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AND ALSO:
I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her

She gives me ev'rything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

A love like ours
Could never die
As long as I
Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Marcie weeps with joy listening to her favorite
Beatles song. However, Interpol had been called into this case and the Taxman will investigating Marcie and Tom's tax returns for the last 20 years! Marcie turns to Dag and says "OY! I need A little help from my friends! Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away! Now it looks as if they're here to stay! Time to book another World Cruise! We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!!! (Petlover loves Animals ;) )!

In order to get enough cash to pay for their World Cruise escape, Marcie and Tom hock their family jewels at a new, very high-end pawn shop, run by Lucy. The shop, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds


Denise

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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109633 07/16/06 05:17 AM
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Marcie weeps with joy listening to her favorite
Beatles song. However, Interpol had been called into this case and the Taxman will investigating Marcie and Tom's tax returns for the last 20 years! Marcie turns to Dag and says "OY! I need A little help from my friends! Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away! Now it looks as if they're here to stay! Time to book another World Cruise! We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!!! (Petlover loves Animals )!

In order to get enough cash for their World Cruise, Marcie and Tom hock their family jewels at a new, very high-end pawn shop, run by Lucy. The shop, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, is located on Penny Lane, around the corner from the Srawberry Fields Casino. Lucy is gone for the day, but the lovely Rita helps them when they arrive.

Gary says to Anne - "we don't have any jewels to pawn, we've got raise enough money for the 2008 cruise and our back taxes! Help!" Anne is stunned by their lack of funds since she had made quite a bundle trading derivatives in her days at Organ Stanley.
Gary starts whining:

Don't let me down
Hey, don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

So Anne


Leslie

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109634 07/16/06 05:35 AM
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Gary says to Anne - "we don't have any jewels to pawn, we've got raise enough money for the 2008 cruise and our back taxes! Help!" Anne is stunned by their lack of funds since she had made quite a bundle trading derivatives in her days at Organ Stanley.
Gary starts whining:

Don't let me down
Hey, don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

So Anne asks Gary do you want to know a secret? Baby you're a rich man back in the USSR. Don't worry we can work it out when I'm sixty four. Gary is not convinced


Joanna
Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109635 07/16/06 05:42 AM
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Gary says to Anne - "we don't have any jewels to pawn, we've got raise enough money for the 2008 cruise and our back taxes! Help!" Anne is stunned by their lack of funds since she had made quite a bundle trading derivatives in her days at Organ Stanley.

Gary starts whining:

Don't let me down
Hey, don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

So Anne tells Gary: Taxes, smaxes!! do you want to know a secret? Baby you're a rich man back in the USSR. Don't worry we can work it out when I'm sixty four. Gary is not convinced so Anne sings it out for him:

Listen
Do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh

Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you

I've known the secret for a week or two
Nobody knows, just we two

After narrowly avoiding a delete defeat, Kimmi and John drive up as Anne and Gary jump into the back seat. Anne says "we've invested FOR YEARS in John's music career in the USSR! Who needs jewels when there are REAL winners in the ole portfolio like Kimmi and John? John grins broadly and tells Gary his stage name is

Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109636 07/16/06 06:54 AM
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Gary says to Anne - "we don't have any jewels to pawn, we've got raise enough money for the 2008 cruise and our back taxes! Help!" Anne is stunned by their lack of funds since she had made quite a bundle trading derivatives in her days at Organ Stanley.

Gary starts whining:

Don't let me down
Hey, don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down

So Anne tells Gary: Taxes, smaxes!! do you want to know a secret? Baby you're a rich man back in the USSR. Don't worry we can work it out when I'm sixty four. Gary is not convinced so Anne sings it out for him:

Listen
Do you want to know a secret
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh

Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
I'm in love with you

I've known the secret for a week or two
Nobody knows, just we two

After narrowly avoiding a delete defeat, Kimmi and John drive up as Anne and Gary jump into the back seat. Anne says "we've invested FOR YEARS in John's music career in the USSR! Who needs jewels when there are REAL winners in the ole portfolio like Kimmi and John? John grins broadly and tells Gary his stage name is Eleanor Rigby.


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109637 07/16/06 07:13 AM
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After narrowly avoiding a delete defeat, Kimmi and John drive up as Anne and Gary jump into the back seat. Anne says "we've invested FOR YEARS in John's music career in the USSR! Who needs jewels when there are REAL winners in the ole portfolio like Kimmi and John? John grins broadly and tells Gary his stage name is Eleanor Rigby. He said Eleanor Rigby was Kimmi's choice but he had much preferred Lady Madonna. Realizing their investments are secure the group decides


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109638 07/16/06 07:21 AM
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After narrowly avoiding a delete defeat, Kimmi and John drive up as Anne and Gary jump into the back seat. Anne says "we've invested FOR YEARS in John's music career in the USSR! Who needs jewels when there are REAL winners in the ole portfolio like Kimmi and John? John grins broadly and tells Gary his stage name is Eleanor Rigby. He said Eleanor Rigby was Kimmi's choice but he had much preferred Lady Madonna.

Realizing their investments are secure the group decides to fly to Tallin and hop onto the Voyager sailing that Ngaire is currently hosting. Sounds like BLISS to Marcie! Gary is anxious to get back to the USSR to smuggle out their fortune and figures it will be easy to dissapear for awhile from a Red October excursion - no visa needed.

So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and


Leslie

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After narrowly avoiding a delete defeat, Kimmi and John drive up as Anne and Gary jump into the back seat. Anne says "we've invested FOR YEARS in John's music career in the USSR! Who needs jewels when there are REAL winners in the ole portfolio like Kimmi and John? John grins broadly and tells Gary his stage name is Eleanor Rigby. He said Eleanor Rigby was Kimmi's choice but he had much preferred Lady Madonna.

Realizing their investments are secure the group decides to fly to Tallin and hop onto the Voyager sailing that Ngaire is currently hosting. Sounds like BLISS to Marcie! Gary is anxious to get back to the USSR to smuggle out their fortune and figures it will be easy to dissapear for awhile from a Red October excursion - no visa needed.

So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109640 07/16/06 08:47 AM
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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to


Leslie

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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.


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Re: Bored so let's do summer conga #109642 07/16/06 09:03 AM
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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was


Leslie

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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life.


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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. Marcie remembers a great place to hang out in India, so the LcTers appeal to Dag for a deviation. Dag says "I've been asked for some strange deviations in my career, but never as strange as

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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. And he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. Marcie remembers a great place to hang out in India, so the LcTers appeal to Dag for a deviation. Dag says "I've been asked for some strange deviations in my career, but never as strange as this request!!

Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power my


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So they dock in St Petersburg, disembark and meet their Red October van. Leslie is driving and Denise is masquerading as Mirina, RO guide extraordinnaire. She has planned a long lecture about Rasputin giving the fab four the opportunity to slip away and join up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, who are on tour in Moscow, as their opening act.

Tom hops on the stage to introduce Gary, who is masquerading as the one and only Billy Shears. He needs this identity to gain entrance to the Peter and Paul Fortress where their loot is stashed.

After their quick performance they rush over to the P&P just in time to see Leslie drive up with Denise (aka Mirinia) who will lead her tour group into the fortress, giving Gary enough time to change into his alter-ego - The Walrus.

Gary goes to the entrance, gives the password " I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". The gate swings open and he heads for the Mint. Arriving at another guarded entrance he must devulge the true identity of Sexy Sadie to gain admittance. He starts singing the lyrics:

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie, ooh, what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie, ooh, you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

Ans he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. And he suddenly remembers, she/he was a Guru in a previous life. Marcie remembers a great place to hang out in India, so the LcTers appeal to Dag for a deviation. Dag says "I've been asked for some strange deviations in my career, but never as strange as this request!!

Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!"


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay and he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay and he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site.


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site. Hearing this Tom said , "Hey, wait Marcie makes most of our living from ebay. Tony I'll give you the lousy 5 thousand but don't report MY woman." Betty, who has been snorkeling with Larry in Bali, exclaims


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site. Hearing this Tom said , "Hey, wait Marcie makes most of our living from ebay. Tony I'll give you the lousy 5 thousand but don't report MY woman." Betty, who has been snorkeling with Larry in Bali, exclaims "Tony, you're all wet! Don't you know Gary's got an entire closet full of Nehru Jackets from the love-in days? If you join forces, you can sell them for MUCH more on Antiques Roadshow!!" Tony looks at Gary, who is grinning ear to ear, and says, "Let me tell you about my fabulous love-in days. I started slowly by

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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site. Hearing this Tom said , "Hey, wait Marcie makes most of our living from ebay. Tony I'll give you the lousy 5 thousand but don't report MY woman." Betty, who has been snorkeling with Larry in Bali, exclaims "Tony, you're all wet! Don't you know Gary's got an entire closet full of Nehru Jackets from the love-in days? If you join forces, you can sell them for MUCH more on Antiques Roadshow!!" Tony looks at Gary, who is grinning ear to ear, and says, "Let me tell you about my fabulous love-in days. I started slowly by moving to San Francisco in the early 60's. Suzanne was one of the first of many very sexy hippie women I met. She introduced me to a new and very free way of thinking. The first time I ever experienced


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site. Hearing this Tom said , "Hey, wait Marcie makes most of our living from ebay. Tony I'll give you the lousy 5 thousand but don't report MY woman." Betty, who has been snorkeling with Larry in Bali, exclaims "Tony, you're all wet! Don't you know Gary's got an entire closet full of Nehru Jackets from the love-in days? If you join forces, you can sell them for MUCH more on Antiques Roadshow!!" Tony looks at Gary, who is grinning ear to ear, and says, "Let me tell you about my fabulous love-in days. I started slowly by moving to San Francisco in the early 60's. Suzanne was one of the first of many very sexy hippie women I met. She introduced me to a new and very free way of thinking. The first time I ever experienced smoking marijuana I didn't inhale, but I was hungry for some snacks. Then someone suggested that I drop acid, which really confused me - I couldn't figure out where I was supposed to drop it - on the floor? And where?

"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and


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Joanna suggests they all participate in a Transcendental Meditation Program. Tony wants no part of the program fearing his suppressed fantasies may be revealed. Joanna tells him to lighten up as we'll just sit in a circle, play Beatles music, and chant to a higher power. Tony yells, "higher power, my Nehru jacket!" Gary asks, "you have kept that jacket all of these years? Why not give it to Marcie to sell on ebay?" Tony thinks about it but remembers the last item he allowed Marcie to sell on ebay he never saw a dime from the sale. Denise suggests he confront Marcie and tell her to pay up, with compounded interest, or he will contact EBay and have her banished from the site. Hearing this Tom said , "Hey, wait Marcie makes most of our living from ebay. Tony I'll give you the lousy 5 thousand but don't report MY woman." Betty, who has been snorkeling with Larry in Bali, exclaims "Tony, you're all wet! Don't you know Gary's got an entire closet full of Nehru Jackets from the love-in days? If you join forces, you can sell them for MUCH more on Antiques Roadshow!!" Tony looks at Gary, who is grinning ear to ear, and says, "Let me tell you about my fabulous love-in days. I started slowly by moving to San Francisco in the early 60's. Suzanne was one of the first of many very sexy hippie women I met. She introduced me to a new and very free way of thinking. The first time I ever experienced smoking marijuana I didn't inhale, but I was hungry for some snacks. Then someone suggested that I drop acid, which really confused me - I couldn't figure out where I was supposed to drop it - on the floor? And where?

"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and stuck a flower in my hair.

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"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and stuck a flower in my hair.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear flowers in your hair so sang the Mamas and Poppas! We walked over to her good friend's apartment, Dr. Timothy Leary, a counterculture guru. He took one look at me and said


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"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and stuck a flower in my hair.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear flowers in your hair so sang Scott Mackenzie We walked over to her good friend's apartment, Dr. Timothy Leary, a counterculture guru. He took one look at me and said "Welcome to my pad for the hallucinogenically hip!!

Beckoning us to follow him through a multitude of beaded curtains we found ourselves


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"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and stuck a flower in my hair.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear flowers in your hair so sang Scott Mackenzie We walked over to her good friend's apartment, Dr. Timothy Leary, a counterculture guru. He took one look at me and said "Welcome to my pad for the hallucinogenically hip!!

Beckoning us to follow him through a multitude of beaded curtains we found ourselves drifting towards the smoke coming from a dimly lit room. Patchouli-scented incense were burning, Allen Ginsburg was reciting poetry and Ravi Shankar's sitar music seductively beckoned us!


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"Suzanne agreed to meet me at the intersection of Haight and Ashbury to show me the ropes (or was that hemp - so confused???) So, I put on my tie-dye t-shirt and stuck a flower in my hair.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear flowers in your hair so sang Scott Mackenzie We walked over to her good friend's apartment, Dr. Timothy Leary, a counterculture guru. He took one look at me and said "Welcome to my pad for the hallucinogenically hip!!

Beckoning us to follow him through a multitude of beaded curtains we found ourselves drifting towards the smoke coming from a dimly lit room. Patchouli-scented incense were burning, Allen Ginsburg was reciting poetry and Ravi Shankar's sitar music seductively beckoned us!

My eyes tried to adjust to the light provided by the dozens of lava lamps. Who were all these people lounging on bean bag chairs?


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My eyes tried to adjust to the light provided by the dozens of lava lamps. Who were all these people lounging on bean bag chairs? Gary had no idea who they were but he burst out in song

Yes, indeed, all I really need . . .
(Is good lovin')
Gimme that good, good lovin . . .
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin' . . .
(Good lovin')
Good lovin', baby.


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My eyes tried to adjust to the light provided by the dozens of lava lamps. Who were all these people lounging on bean bag chairs? Gary had no idea who they were but he burst out in song

Yes, indeed, all I really need . . .
(Is good lovin')
Gimme that good, good lovin . . .
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin' . . .
(Good lovin')
Good lovin', baby.

Timothy Leary asked them if they were experienced, and did they want to turn on, tune in, drop out? Suzanne said sure, but Gary became worried and asked "what's with the purple haze? There must be some way out of here". Suzanne looked around, peering through room, illuminated with black light and


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My eyes tried to adjust to the light provided by the dozens of lava lamps. Who were all these people lounging on bean bag chairs? Gary had no idea who they were but he burst out in song

Yes, indeed, all I really need . . .
(Is good lovin')
Gimme that good, good lovin . . .
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin' . . .
(Good lovin')
Good lovin', baby.

Timothy Leary asked them if they were experienced, and did they want to turn on, tune in, drop out? Suzanne said sure, but Gary became worried and asked "what's with the purple haze? There must be some way out of here". Suzanne looked around, peering through room, illuminated with black light and finding it difficult to move to the groove in her saffron colored Hari Krishna robe she began to pass out copies of the "Watchtower"


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Finding it difficult to move to the groove in his saffron colored Hari Krishna robe he began to mingle and spotted Jimi Hendrix naked on the bed with


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My eyes tried to adjust to the light provided by the dozens of lava lamps. Who were all these people lounging on bean bag chairs? Gary had no idea who they were but he burst out in song

Yes, indeed, all I really need . . .
(Is good lovin')
Gimme that good, good lovin . . .
(Good lovin')
All I need is lovin' . . .
(Good lovin')
Good lovin', baby.

Timothy Leary asked them if they were experienced, and did they want to turn on, tune in, drop out? Suzanne said sure, but Gary became worried and asked "what's with the purple haze? There must be some way out of here". Suzanne looked around, peering through room, illuminated with black light and finding it difficult to move to the groove in her saffron colored Hari Krishna robe she began to pass out copies of the "Watchtower".

Gary began to mingle and spotted Jimi Hendrix naked on the bed with Anne and the entire ladies basketball team from dePaul.

Hey "Foxy Lady" Gary called out


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