So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as Paris Hilton, world traveler and bon vivant extraordinaire. She will determine the need for different shore excursions and identify great guides in ports around the world. Anne, of course, is opting for a guest lecturer position called "Anne's Investing Tips" or how I turned a $1,000 investment into a cool million in 12 months! Joanna thought she'd enjoy the role of cantankerous complainer to determine if these passengers cause a high number of crew members to become closet drinkers. However, she has decided she is more suited

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as Paris Hilton, world traveler and bon vivant extraordinaire. She will determine the need for different shore excursions and identify great guides in ports around the world. Anne, of course, is opting for a guest lecturer position called "Anne's Investing Tips" or how I turned a $1,000 investment into a cool million in 12 months! Joanna thought she'd enjoy the role of cantankerous complainer to determine if these passengers cause a high number of crew members to become closet drinkers. However, she has decided she is more suited to partnering with Betty in writing the Inside RSSC Cruisers' Manual, which includes all the best places to

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as Paris Hilton, world traveler and bon vivant extraordinaire. She will determine the need for different shore excursions and identify great guides in ports around the world. Anne, of course, is opting for a guest lecturer position called "Anne's Investing Tips" or how I turned a $1,000 investment into a cool million in 12 months! Joanna thought she'd enjoy the role of cantankerous complainer to determine if these passengers cause a high number of crew members to become closet drinkers. However, she has decided she is more suited to partnering with Betty in writing the Inside RSSC Cruisers' Manual, which includes all the best places to spot the Captain "au natural", have a secret rendezvous, and the location of the very small and private topless pool. Betty did not want to include this last piece of information, known to only a few passangers, as she and Larry

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as Paris Hilton, world traveler and bon vivant extraordinaire. She will determine the need for different shore excursions and identify great guides in ports around the world. Anne, of course, is opting for a guest lecturer position called "Anne's Investing Tips" or how I turned a $1,000 investment into a cool million in 12 months! Joanna thought she'd enjoy the role of cantankerous complainer to determine if these passengers cause a high number of crew members to become closet drinkers. However, she has decided she is more suited to partnering with Betty in writing the Inside RSSC Cruisers' Manual, which includes all the best places to spot the Captain "au natural", have a secret rendezvous, and the location of the very small and private topless pool. Betty did not want to include this last piece of information, known to only a few passangers, as she and Larry had plans to host their own personal cocktail party there, inviting only LCTers and select members of the crew, and of course Ruth, who will appear and personally interpret page 22. They also plan for Joanna, Leslie, and Anne to

However, she has decided she is more suited to partnering with Betty in writing the Inside RSSC Cruisers' Manual, which includes all the best places to spot the Captain "au natural", have a secret rendezvous, and the location of the very small and private topless pool. Betty did not want to include this last piece of information, known to only a few passangers, as she and Larry had plans to host their own personal cocktail party there, inviting only LCTers and select members of the crew, and of course Ruth, who will appear and personally interpret page 22. They also plan for Joanna, Leslie, and Anne to
monitor any crashers attempting to enter this area. When Ngaire heard she was not invited, due to someone hearing her comment "the topless pool party does not meet my "nice" rules, she demanded

However, she has decided she is more suited to partnering with Betty in writing the Inside RSSC Cruisers' Manual, which includes all the best places to spot the Captain "au natural", have a secret rendezvous, and the location of the very small and private topless pool. Betty did not want to include this last piece of information, known to only a few passangers, as she and Larry had plans to host their own personal cocktail party there, inviting only LCTers and select members of the crew, and of course Ruth, who will appear and personally interpret page 22. They also plan for Joanna, Leslie, and Anne to
monitor any crashers attempting to enter this area. When Ngaire heard she was not invited, due to someone hearing her comment "the topless pool party does not meet my "nice" rules, she demanded
"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!"

They also plan for Joanna, Leslie, and Anne to
monitor any crashers attempting to enter this area. When Ngaire heard she was not invited, due to someone hearing her comment "the topless pool party does not meet my "nice" rules, she demanded
"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots of

They also plan for Joanna, Leslie, and Anne to
monitor any crashers attempting to enter this area. When Ngaire heard she was not invited, due to someone hearing her comment "the topless pool party does not meet my "nice" rules, she demanded
"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal!

"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, "I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his

"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes!

"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said

"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said

"ENOUGH!!!!"

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"Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!"

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims,

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!"

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!"

Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!" They speed off into the sunset singing a duet of "I've Got You Babe". Christy exclaims - "Hey, HEY!that's our song!" Wantsome hears this, looks at Leslie, does a doubletake, stops dead in his tracks and races back to the ship, throwing Leslie into the waiting arms of Brad, assisted by Dag, and Christy leaps into the powerboat just in time to finish the chorus.

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by

Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!" Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!" Brad watches as Leslie and Wantsome speed off into the sunset. Distraught, he shares with the group the truth about his relationship with Leslie. They met in 1988 in Chicago where Leslie was working as

Do as I say, not as I do! I want in!" Ken was relieved as he planned to bring his new camera and hoped to get some close up shots with his new 50 mega pickle camera with the ULTRA zoom lense, of all the participants, closer than close and very, very personal! When Tony heard this he said, " I have the biggest mega pickle for this job." Joanna quickly told him to stop bragging or she'd be forced to reveal the truth about his hidden attributes! Joanna told him the 2008 World Cruise would buy her silence. Tom and Alan ran over to Tony and asked "what's with the hidden attributes? Joanna shared with Denise and Marcie that you suffer from mega pickle envy!" Tony glared at them and said "ENOUGH!!! Joanna is the one in our family with mega pickle envy!"

Just then a chilling announcement came over the speakers "All hands on deck - Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has been spotted in a powerboat on the starboard side of the ship and appears to be about to swoop Joanna, Marcie and Leslie into his arms!" Joanna and Marcie fight off Wantsome but Leslie embraces him and exclaims, "Put the pedal to the metal and let's loose these two!" They speed off into the sunset singing a duet of "I've Got You Babe". Brad watches as Leslie and Wantsome speed off into the sunset. Distraught, he shares with the group the truth about his relationship with Leslie. They met in 1988 in Chicago where Leslie was working as a master pizza chef at Pizzeria Uno. In fact, she invented Chicago style stuffed pizza, but lost her job during the low-carb diet craze.

Just then, Christy runs up and exclaims - "Hey, HEY! that's our song!" Wantsome hears this, looks at Leslie, does a doubletake, stops dead in his tracks and races back to the ship, throwing Leslie into the waiting arms of Brad, assisted by Dag, and Christy leaps into the powerboat just in time to finish the chorus.

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by bringing all their cameras into the lounge where they will have a zoom off. When Ngaire hears this she puts her dainty foot down. "There will be no showing off of zooms on this ship. The last time we had a zoom off Ken never recoved from the humiliation of losing to

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by bringing all their cameras into the lounge where they will have a zoom off. When Ngaire hears this she puts her dainty foot down. "There will be no showing off of zooms on this ship. The last time we had a zoom off Ken never recoved from the humiliation of losing to Hugo Hefner. Who, by the way, says that it's not the size of the zoom that matters, it's that you know how to use it. Capt. Dag says that maybe on the next voyage, we could offer a zoom workshop. Maybe we could get the world's best zoom teacher

So, it is back to the matter at hand - who has the most mega pickles anyway? Ken calmly explains that there are mega pickles and then there are mega pickles, but the size of your zoom is what really matters. This gets the wannabe lens lads arguing agian and rushing around to prove themselves by bringing all their cameras into the lounge where they will have a zoom off. When Ngaire hears this she puts her dainty foot down. "There will be no showing off of zooms on this ship. The last time we had a zoom off Ken never recoved from the humiliation of losing to Hugo Hefner. Who, by the way, says that it's not the size of the zoom that matters, it's that you know how to use it. Capt. Dag says that maybe on the next voyage, we could offer a zoom workshop. Maybe we could get the world's best zoom teacher. The LCT gang asked Dag to please find a teacher who specializes in focal length, wide angle and zoom depth. Dag thought he knew just the person who'd be up to the zoom challenge. That evening before dinner Dag said, "ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce to you

Ansel ZoomAdams, who is my cousin and the original wide angle zoom man with many megapickels. He can easily teach you all how to

Ansel ZoomAdams, who is my cousin and the original wide angle zoom man with many megapickels. He can easily teach you all how to commit credit card fraud or steal identities. He was just released from prison in England where he excelled in the inmate photography classes. However, I urge you to use the paper shredders onboard and keep all documents in your cabin safe. Unfortunately, Ansel was also charged with
the very serious crime of zooming which is another word for

Stalking..taught to him by fellow LCTer the sweet Karen..who donated her free time to teaching free stalking classes in the Fed Prison.
Actually Ansel and his twin brother Hansel, were masters of prison stalking. Their favorite pastime when not cleaning their lenses was

Stalking..taught to him by fellow LCTer the sweet Karen..who donated her free time to teaching free stalking classes in the Fed Prison.
Actually Ansel and his twin brother Hansel, were masters of prison stalking. Their favorite pastime when not cleaning their lenses was stalking the female prisoners in the next building. When Denise heard of Ansel's prison record she demanded he be put off at the next port. Leslie came to his defense stating, "I am aware of a very popular LCT member who runs a call girl operation out of their cabin. I guess they should be put off at next port too?" Shocked, Betty asked

Stalking..taught to him by fellow LCTer the sweet Karen..who donated her free time to teaching free stalking classes in the Fed Prison.
Actually Ansel and his twin brother Hansel, were masters of prison stalking. Their favorite pastime when not cleaning their lenses was stalking the female prisoners in the next building. When Denise heard of Ansel's prison record she demanded he be put off at the next port. Leslie came to his defense stating, "I am aware of a very popular LCT member who runs a call girl operation out of their cabin. I guess they should be put off at next port too?"

Shocked, Betty asked how she possibly could have known!!! She and Larry were trying to be so discreet and were only recruiting clients in the Connoisseur Club, a place frequented only by the likes of Tony and Tom and other cigar smokers who had pledged their silence. Apparently the rumor got started at one of Ngaire's cocktail parties which she held in the Club because all other venues were taken up by Amex, Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club private parties. A certain client (not LCT) had overheard a transaction being negotiated by

Shocked, Betty asked how she possibly could have known!!! She and Larry were trying to be so discreet and were only recruiting clients in the Connoisseur Club, a place frequented only by the likes of Tony and Tom and other cigar smokers who had pledged their silence. Apparently the rumor got started at one of Ngaire's cocktail parties which she held in the Club because all other venues were taken up by Amex, Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club private parties. A certain client (not LCT) had overheard a transaction being negotiated by T&T escort service! It seems an elderly gentleman was worried about his heart conditon and requested an unusual

type of bed be installed immediately in his cabin. It was to have vibrating massage and a built in warmer.
He wanted the kind that you could insert quarters into to make it start, because that remended him of the ones he used to sleep on at the motel 6 in his youth.
T & T escort service ( short for tit and tat)..
were heard telling him that the only bed around like that was already in Dags cabin, but they could get it if someone were to

Shocked, Betty asked how she possibly could have known!!! She and Larry were trying to be so discreet and were only recruiting clients in the Connoisseur Club, a place frequented only by the likes of Tony and Tom and other cigar smokers who had pledged their silence. Apparently the rumor got started at one of Ngaire's cocktail parties which she held in the Club because all other venues were taken up by Amex, Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club private parties. A certain client (not LCT) had overheard a transaction being negotiated by T&T escort service! It seems an elderly gentleman was worried about his heart conditon and requested an unusual situation. He would pay extremely well for a beautiful escort who could also work a defibrillator. T&T assured the gentleman that could be arranged and they quickly put in a call to

Shocked, Betty asked how she possibly could have known!!! She and Larry were trying to be so discreet and were only recruiting clients in the Connoisseur Club, a place frequented only by the likes of Tony and Tom and other cigar smokers who had pledged their silence. Apparently the rumor got started at one of Ngaire's cocktail parties which she held in the Club because all other venues were taken up by Amex, Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club private parties. A certain client (not LCT) had overheard a transaction being negotiated by T&T escort service! It seems an elderly gentleman was worried about his heart conditon and requested an unusual situation. He would pay extremely well for a beautiful escort who could also work a defibrillator. T&T assured the gentleman that could be arranged and they quickly put in a call to Kimmi. Kimmi was happy to accommodate the old geezer for the big buck$. But what do I tell John? Denise suggested she tell John

Shocked, Betty asked how she possibly could have known!!! She and Larry were trying to be so discreet and were only recruiting clients in the Connoisseur Club, a place frequented only by the likes of Tony and Tom and other cigar smokers who had pledged their silence. Apparently the rumor got started at one of Ngaire's cocktail parties which she held in the Club because all other venues were taken up by Amex, Visa, Mastercard and Diner's Club private parties. A certain client (not LCT) had overheard a transaction being negotiated by T&T escort service! It seems an elderly gentleman was worried about his heart conditon and requested an unusual situation. He would pay extremely well for a beautiful escort who could also work a defibrillator. T&T assured the gentleman that could be arranged and they quickly put in a call to Kimmi. Kimmi was happy to accommodate the old geezer for the big buck$. But what do I tell John? Denise suggested she tell John the truth. Kimmi thought and thought and decided she'd let the cute little Danish stewardess do the dirty deed! She hadn't built a wonderful career in law enforcement to throw it away on an overweight, bald, homely geezer. T&T escort services offered the lovely young Danish girl, Margo, the lucrative contract. When she heard the amount of money the geezer was offering she said

Kimmi thought and thought and decided she'd let the cute little Danish stewardess do the dirty deed! She hadn't built a wonderful career in law enforcement to throw it away on an overweight, bald, homely geezer. T&T escort services offered the lovely young Danish girl, Margo, the lucrative contract. When she heard the amount of money the geezer was offering she said - boy is he cheap - I'd never do that for such a paltry amount - I have standards, you know. And well, John is so studly,

Kimmi thought and thought and decided she'd let the cute little Danish stewardess do the dirty deed! She hadn't built a wonderful career in law enforcement to throw it away on an overweight, bald, homely geezer. T&T escort services offered the lovely young Danish girl, Margo, the lucrative contract. When she heard the amount of money the geezer was offering she said - boy is he cheap - I'd never do that for such a paltry amount - I have standards, you know. And well, John is so studly. Margo replied, "Oh I know he is a stud, major stud! He was an undercover agent working in Helsinki when I was

Kimmi thought and thought and decided she'd let the cute little Danish stewardess do the dirty deed! She hadn't built a wonderful career in law enforcement to throw it away on an overweight, bald, homely geezer. T&T escort services offered the lovely young Danish girl, Margo, the lucrative contract. When she heard the amount of money the geezer was offering she said - boy is he cheap - I'd never do that for such a paltry amount - I have standards, you know. And well, John is so studly. Margo replied, "Oh I know he is a stud, major stud! He was an undercover agent working in Helsinki when I was working at a herring factory, boning and pickling the fish."

Kimmi thought and thought and decided she'd let the cute little Danish stewardess do the dirty deed! She hadn't built a wonderful career in law enforcement to throw it away on an overweight, bald, homely geezer. T&T escort services offered the lovely young Danish girl, Margo, the lucrative contract. When she heard the amount of money the geezer was offering she said - boy is he cheap - I'd never do that for such a paltry amount - I have standards, you know. And well, John is so studly. Margo replied, "Oh I know he is a stud, major stud! He was an undercover agent working in Helsinki when I was working at a herring factory, boning and pickling the fish."

But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect

But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect that he was wearing Kimmi's perfume.

John's present under cover assignment involved Anne & Gary and Marcie and Tom, international travelers~cruisers. Seems they had recently "skipped" on their enormous hotel bill in Monte Carlo. He had tracked them to South America and England and now to Helsinki. Only to discover the "Slippery Foursome" had simply slipped away just moments before his arrival. Now, he just received a call from the authorities in Vegas that the two couples just checked into the Bellagio. John promptly calls Kimmi and Karen & Mark and says

But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect that he was wearing Kimmi's perfume.

John's present under cover assignment involved Anne & Gary and Marcie and Tom, international travelers~cruisers. Seems they had recently "skipped" on their enormous hotel bill in Monte Carlo. He had tracked them to South America and England and now to Helsinki. Only to discover the "Slippery Foursome" had simply slipped away just moments before his arrival. Now, he just received a call from the authorities in Vegas that the two couples just checked into the Bellagio. John promptly calls Kimmi and Karen & Mark and says "meet me at the Texas Hold 'em Contest". We'll nail them for sure! Meanwhile, Anne, Gary and Marcie hit the jackpot on Bellagio slots, prompting them to

But that was just John's cover up. When he had been at work at the herring factory, he was really covering up his scent so that the dogs couldn't detect that he was wearing Kimmi's perfume.

John's present under cover assignment involved Anne & Gary and Marcie and Tom, international travelers~cruisers. Seems they had recently "skipped" on their enormous hotel bill in Monte Carlo. He had tracked them to South America and England and now to Helsinki. Only to discover the "Slippery Foursome" had simply slipped away just moments before his arrival. Now, he just received a call from the authorities in Vegas that the two couples just checked into the Bellagio. John promptly calls Kimmi and Karen & Mark and says "meet me at the Texas Hold 'em Contest". We'll nail them for sure! Meanwhile, Anne, Gary and Marcie hit the jackpot on Bellagio slots, prompting them to get Ngaire on a conference call - Anne and Gary book the World cruise 2008 and Marcie upgrades to a Master Suite for 2007.

Next they are off to the Mirage to catch a performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles LOVE. Mid way through the performance they perform to Marcie's favorite song and she jumps up and