As they step out of the building and onto the street, they see Tom and the ship's massage therapist, Cookie Delight, entering a nearby hotel. Marcie yells, "let's follow them and as the ladies enter the lobby, they are surprised to see Tom, Brad, Alan, Doug, Tony, and Larry all surronded by the beautiful Les Gaugines, wearing nothing but their thongs. Everyone just stares as the men, in unison, shout, "it's not what you think. We are here for a LCT convention." Marcie yanks Tom's ear and reminds him that Cookie Delight will now have to perform her magic, not only on his stiff neck, but on his knee caps! Out strolls Captain Dag with a big grin on his face. "I've never been to a LCT convention before, but you can bet your life I'll never miss one now!!!

In walks Ngaire and her attorney who have been working on a deal to to include in the LCT drawing a 1/8 share for a either a suite on "Atta Girl" or on the Voyager - winners choie. Dr. Wantsome Strangelove has agreed to put up the money in settlement of his pending fraud charges for various infractions such as impersonating a Dr.(when it's obvious he's just a Wantsome jerk). It is determined that Capt. Dag will immediately hold an investigation into the others including Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, leslie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty ...even Larry King but first Capt. Dag needs to escape the heat so he slips on his thong for a quick dip in the Pacific.

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. She logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which held for the defendants that such cases cannot be tried if the defendants are charged while they are in international waters. Olivia quickly rounds up Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, Lelie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty, Gary, Wantsome, Cookie, Ruth, Ngaire, Ngaire's lawyer, and Larry King, boards them onto Atta Girl. Captain Suzette sets sail immediately and gets Atta girl the required 12 miles away from shore. Suzette then makes an announcement from the bridge: "The mandatory life boat drill will commence in 15 minutes. When you hear seven long blasts followed by one short blast on the horn, Take the life boat supplies stored in your closet and proceed immediately to your lifeboat station". As the LCTers assemble near their life boats, they open their life boat supplies container and are thrilled to find they contain all the things they were craving....bottles of Sambucca, Grey Goose, premium wines, Tequila, beers from around the world as well as racks of lamb, Dover sole, Grand Mainer soufflés, well you get the picture. They knew they had hit upon a Gold Mine! Joanna was no longer sequestered in the laundry room as she had finished Olivia's laundry in record time so she was able to share in their conga dance of joy led by Tom. Suzette was immediately notified to provide autographed copies of Ruth's sex therapy guidebook. Joanna narrowly avoids a delete defeat! Suzette grins, hands out the manuals, and suggests everyone turn to page 22.

As the LCTers begin winding their way

Meanwhile Olivia begins her research into possible precedents in order to mount a rousing defense of all should it prove necessary. She logs onto the martitme law database and finds a pertinent case, an obscure ruling from 1960 which held for the defendants that such cases cannot be tried if the defendants are charged while they are in international waters. Olivia quickly rounds up Christy, Grace, Joanna, Marcie, Claudia, Denise, Tony, Tom, Alan, Donna, Lelie, Brad, Larry, Anne, Betty, Gary, Wantsome, Cookie, Ruth, Ngaire, Ngaire's lawyer, and Larry King, boards them onto Atta Girl. Captain Suzette sets sail immediately and gets Atta girl the required 12 miles away from shore. Suzette then makes an announcement from the bridge: "The mandatory life boat drill will commence in 15 minutes. When you hear seven long blasts followed by one short blast on the horn, Take the life boat supplies stored in your closet and proceed immediately to your lifeboat station". As the LCTers assemble near their life boats, they open their life boat supplies container and are thrilled to find they contain all the things they were craving....bottles of Sambucca, Grey Goose, premium wines, Tequila, beers from around the world as well as racks of lamb, Dover sole, Grand Mainer soufflés, well you get the picture. They knew they had hit upon a Gold Mine! Joanna was no longer sequestered in the laundry room as she had finished Olivia's laundry in record time so she was able to share in their conga dance of joy led by Tom. Suzette was immediately notified to provide autographed copies of Ruth's sex therapy guidebook. Joanna narrowly avoids a delete defeat! Suzette grins, hands out the manuals, and suggests everyone turn to page 22.

As the LCTers begin winding their way through Ruth's book Joanna comments to Anne, "Thanks for the delete save. I always knew you were quick and bright but now I am in awe of your talent!" Anne, blushing, points out a couple dirty dancing on the outside deck. Much to everyone's horror

As the LCTers begin winding their way carrying all the closet goodies to the lifeboat drill they once again run into Ngaire who is decked out in true Roar chic..from head to toe..and announces,
" We're hijacking Attagirl" and going to South Africa. I haven't been there in weeks!"

As the LCTers begin winding their way carrying all the closet goodies to the lifeboat drill they once again run into Ngaire who is decked out in true Roar chic..from head to toe..and announces,
" We're hijacking Attagirl" and going to South Africa. I haven't been there in weeks!" And please ask Joanna, Claudia and Anne to coodinate their responses as Ken is getting dizzy." Captain Dag hearing of a potential seajacking shouts

As the LCTers begin winding their way carrying all the closet goodies to the lifeboat drill they once again run into Ngaire who is decked out in true Roar chic..from head to toe..and announces,
" We're hijacking Attagirl" and going to South Africa. I haven't been there in weeks!" And please ask Joanna, Claudia and Anne to coodinate their responses as Ken is getting dizzy." Captain Dag hearing of a potential seajacking shouts THAT SEABOURN CAPTAIN HAD NOTHING ON ME - - watch this maneuver! And he immediately instigates

As the LCTers begin winding their way carrying all the closet goodies to the lifeboat drill they once again run into Ngaire who is decked out in true Roar chic..from head to toe..and announces,
" We're hijacking Attagirl" and going to South Africa. I haven't been there in weeks!" And please ask Joanna, Claudia and Anne to coodinate their responses as Ken is getting dizzy." Captain Dag hearing of a potential seajacking shouts THAT SEABOURN CAPTAIN HAD NOTHING ON ME - - watch this maneuver! And he immediately instigates flood control on the Conga Line thread to avoid any despondent LcTers suffering delete defeats.

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that Christy Cruiser will serve as dealer. Christy dons a leopard thong, her specially designed back-weighted bikini top (to keep her from tipping too far forward) and makes her way to the Voyager Lounge for the poker contest. Along the way, she is shocked to see

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge, a search is being conducted for Olivia who was last seen

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that Christy Cruiser will serve as dealer. Christy dons a leopard thong, her specially designed back-weighted bikini top (to keep her from tipping too far forward) and makes her way to the Voyager Lounge for the poker contest. Along the way, she is shocked to see Olivia, who has been the subject of a search (and another near-miss on a delete defeat!) who is wearing

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that Christy Cruiser will serve as dealer. Christy dons a leopard thong, her specially designed back-weighted bikini top (to keep her from tipping too far forward) and makes her way to the Voyager Lounge for the poker contest. Along the way, she is shocked to see Olivia, who has been the subject of a search (and another near-miss on a delete defeat!) who is wearing a chefs hat and clutching Ruth's sex therapy guidebook open to page 22. Christy asks Olivia if she is joining the card game, and Olivia says "Oh my, no! I am far too busy

cooking up something far more important!"

cooking up something far more important!" After her delcious pasta dinner Olivia plans to discuss, in detail, the errors of page 22 followed by

Suzette straddles the pole and sidles up to the approaching Coast Guard Vessel. The Coasties warn the LcTers they are watching Joanna and must assure her safety. Joanna announces there will be a mandatory karaoke night and grabs the mike, singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight". Captain Dag sets a heading towards Durban and announces "Duran Duran" will be performing in Durban and all LCT'ers are invited to don their beige safari clothing and Tilley hats in preparation for immigration.

Suzette, her eyes flashing, shouts "You'll never take me alive in beige!!" and proceeds to strip down to her zebra thong and challenges Marcie and Ngaire to a game of Texas Hold 'em! Dag announces, from the bridge that Christy Cruiser will serve as dealer. Christy dons a leopard thong, her specially designed back-weighted bikini top (to keep her from tipping too far forward) and makes her way to the Voyager Lounge for the poker contest. Along the way, she is shocked to see Olivia, who has been the subject of a search (and another near-miss on a delete defeat!) who is wearing a chefs hat and clutching Ruth's sex therapy guidebook open to page 22. Christy asks Olivia if she is joining the card game, and Olivia says "Oh my, no! I am far too busy cooking up something far more important!" After her delcious pasta dinner Olivia plans to discuss, in detail, the errors of page 22 followed by sambuca for all and a trip to the casino.

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and


they are both grinning from ear to ear because

posted July 12, 2006 06:34 PM
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Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love <img border="0" alt="[naughty]" title="" src="graemlins/naughty.gif" />

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about

Suzette comes by and, upon learning of Olivia's plans, uses her special whale whistle. Arnold magically appears, asking if he could blow her whistle? She responds "Arnold, you can blow my whistle anytime! But first you have to show me your whistle. Arnold, annoyed, asks, "Do you doubt me?" Suzette said well Larry said "Always be sure they can back it up. Anyone can whistle, but how good is their whistle..That is the question??? Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about posting intimate stories of the crew on LCT!"

Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I

Hey, Joanna..Just did a Joanna and Leslie...posted at the same time! Drat! Finger palates for Denise!

Then Denise says, " I think I'll go find Dag - I'm quite sure he will show me his whistle. So Denise heads out to find Dag - she finds him and they are both grinning from ear to ear. Dag whispers into Denise's ear, "do you remember the picture we had taken together?" Denise said yes, "I keep it next to my bed side table." Dag said, "I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians

"I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his

"I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT!

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"I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had an

"I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had a "love child" back in the 60's.

He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had a "love child" back in the 60's. That child is now a celebrity and would prefer he/she not be ackowledged until

I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had a "love child" back in the 60's.That child is now a celebrity and would prefer he/she not be ackowledged until after this child pays for a few more World Cruises to buy Marcie's silence. Afterall Larry King won't pay Marcie a penny or acknowledge this is even his child. After this Marcie has plans to

I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had a "love child" back in the 60's.That child is now a celebrity and would prefer he/she not be ackowledged until after this child pays for a few more World Cruises to buy Marcie's silence. Afterall Larry King won't pay Marcie a penny or acknowledge this is even his child. After this Marcie has plans to break the news to poor, unsuspecting Tom.

I keep your picture next to my
heart, for you are my one, true love but let's not tell Marcie...this will be our little secret, you know how she is about "swapping" cards - she had a fit on SA when I wasn't even on the Mariner but Capt. Philippe shared some real "fishy" stories that made the Brazilians crazy! Capt Dag has now signed on to be Captain of any ship that includes his favorite women, who have posted, on this thread. He is still annoyed that Marcie posted the size of his ego on a "Secret's of Captains and Crew" thread on LCT! She is hawking her book on Larry King. Turns out Larry and Marcie had a "love child" back in the 60's.That child is now a celebrity and would prefer he/she not be ackowledged until after this child pays for a few more World Cruises to buy Marcie's silence. Afterall Larry King won't pay Marcie a penny or acknowledge this is even his child. After this Marcie has plans to break the news to poor, unsuspecting Tom.

When each of the ladies (who have contributed to this thread) returned to their cabins, they found a gift, a personal audio player from Mark Conroy. And the voice of the CEO saying "Ladies, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join a select group of LCT~Regent critiquers. You will be required to cruise on every Regent ship and

When each of the ladies (who have contributed to this thread) returned to their cabins, they found a gift, a personal audio player from Mark Conroy. And the voice of the CEO saying "Ladies, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join a select group of LCT~Regent critiquers. You will be required to cruise on every Regent ship and you will each be requred to adapt a "persona". You must always stay in character and never let on that you are a reviewer. The passengers can never know your true identity. You will be given an unlimted budget for clothes, shore excursions, spa treatments, whatever you need. Please discuss among yourselves which role you would like to play."

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the

When each of the ladies (who have contributed to this thread) returned to their cabins, they found a gift, a personal audio player from Mark Conroy. And the voice of the CEO saying "Ladies, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join a select group of LCT~Regent critiquers. You will be required to cruise on every Regent ship and you will each be requred to adapt a "persona". You must always stay in character and never let on that you are a reviewer. The passengers can never know your true identity. You will be given an unlimted budget for clothes, shore excursions, spa treatments, whatever you need. Please discuss among yourselves which role you would like to play."

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as

When each of the ladies (who have contributed to this thread) returned to their cabins, they found a gift, a personal audio player from Mark Conroy. And the voice of the CEO saying "Ladies, your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join a select group of LCT~Regent critiquers. You will be required to cruise on every Regent ship and you will each be requred to adapt a "persona". You must always stay in character and never let on that you are a reviewer. The passengers can never know your true identity. You will be given an unlimted budget for clothes, shore excursions, spa treatments, whatever you need. Please discuss among yourselves which role you would like to play."

So, the ladies headed off to the hot tub, ordered some midori margaritas and began to discuss their upcoming roles. Marcie decided to be the very wealthy ex wife of a Hollywood film maker. She plans to cruise on all World Cruises trying to determine the need for Dr Ruth's therapy for passengers over the age of 75. Denise plans to reinvent herself as Paris Hilton, world traveler and bon vivant extraordinaire. She will determine the need for different shore excursions and identify great guides in ports around the world. Anne, of course, is opting for