Ah am a jelly dancin' grad-U-8 and kin truffully say thet I had a gut-renchin' sperience takin' Leslie's classes.

That thar a is fota of me a'walkin thru the graz to git ma deeplomah! Ah stil luk as gud toda az ah did in thet thar fota, ceptin' ah cut ma har an gave mesef a Toni home perm!

Jelly dancin' iz gud fer the bodee an yur huzbind wil go a-ga-ga ovr yuh!

So, now ah danz and so them thar owtfitz bi hnd wit all them thar beeds! Purty purty, huh? Them thar owtfitz sellin' atta gift shoppe fer $99.99. Huree - Thyr gunna go fazt! Sew git yer owfitz an jelly yur belly!