To assist you with your memories, I wanted to document the steps to the dance you all did while we MUSHERs were away:

Tush Push...the tush push is a line dance of monumental absurdity.

Steps:
1. Put your right heel forward.
2. Pull your right foot back.
3. Put your right heel forward.
4. Put your right foot back.
5. Put your left heel forward.
6. Put your left foot back.
7. Put your left heel forward.
8. Put your left foot back.
9. Hop from your left foot to your right.
10. Hop back to your left.
11. Hop to your right again.
12. And back to your left.
13. Clap.
14. Put your hands on your butt.
15. Push your butt forward once, sliding your feet slightly forward.
16. Push your butt forward again.
17. Put your hands on the front of your hips.
18. Push your hips back once.
19. Push your hips back again.
20. Move your right foot forward and to the right in three quick steps: right-left-right.
21. Move your left foot forward and to the left in three quick steps: left-right-left.
22. Again right.
23. Again left.
24. Step right.
25. Step left.
26. Step back right: right-left-right.
27. Step back left: left-right-left.
28. Clap.
29. Repeat.

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